http://www.betootaadvocate.com/spor...n-says-polynesian-kids-play-older-age-groups/
Overprotective local dad, Angus Harvey-Ross, believes the fact that his son is not good at contact sports should be resolved by legislating against the inclusion of stockier Samoan and Tongan kids in the under 10’s age group.
The ‘rugby-mad’ banking executive says he thought that spending $25,000 per year on private school fees would mean that his son would be safe from the riff raff of the Logan football.
“How these kids got into the GPS comp to begin with is beyond me” he snarls, with unrelenting elitism.
“They should really be playing in older age divisions. It just ruins the fun for the other, normal kids”
While still recovering from his son’s side being thrashed by 70 points this morning, Angus says when it comes to huge, naturally gifted Polynesian kids, they should be playing in weight divisions.
“It’s just not fair” he says, before venturing into casual racism.
“Most of them don’t even have birth certificates”
“In the islands they just guess their ages”
“Short of bone marrow testing, I think weight divisions are the way to go”
When asked if that means that little bitch kids like his son would have to play down an age group, he is says of course not.
“The normal 9-year-olds aren’t hurting anyone. It’s only a certain type that need to go up with the bigger boys”
“Either that or they can just wait until the other kids grow a bit before they start playing with them”