Churchie Vs State High
Witches hats and security guards will position themselves, as usual, on the exit ramps of the SE Freeway and around the Gabba to direct the State High People Movers to the back of the Coorparoo Bowls Club, where they have set up a temporary car park for State High supporters. A shuttle bus without any seats will then ferry supporters into the Churchie grounds, but on the other side of the creek form the main oval.
The lack of any supporters will put off the State High boys early on, but once they adjust and a couple of slightly pissed Churchie mums start cheering for them they'll load up on tries and will run away with it comfortably.
State High by 18
BBC Vs Toowoomba
BBC Rugby supporters will be fresh from their counseling sessions, as the depression from last weeks 3 point loss kicks in yet again. But the GPS supporters that just can't take a trick, will turn up again with hope in their hearts and a luke-warm steak sandwich in their hands. The Toowoomba lads will have spent the week assimilating at sea level at the Ekka, sleeping in the cattle and small horse pavilion. Too many dagwood dogs and a quick trip on The Zipper prior to the bus ride to Toowong could have them off their game and the kilt wearers might just chalk another one up here.
BBC by 7
Nudgee Vs Ipswich
The Ippy supporters will hit the flats in a flurry of red&white, Benson & Hedges and swear words, as they prepare to get their campaign back on track against their second bout of catholicism in two weeks. After been taught a lesson in how to play last week, by a team that weighs little more than the seven dwarfs, it really is time Ippy step up. The big boppers need to get some momentum early and if they do they might just spring something here. A bit of Boondall Bear class should be enough to avoid the upset in the end though.
Nudgee by 12
Southport Vs Terrace
This will be the match of the round I think and TSS are definitely due a loss here. They've been luckier than a TSS mum at an Old Boys dinner the last few weeks. The Red & Black Smurfs will take it to them early, but you would think the pure weight and speed of TSS should be enough to get them home in the end.
TSS by 4