OK final 3 in the WW Pre-season Form Guide:
7. Gregory Terrace
Last year these lads put up a fight in a lot of games but were ultimately outclassed by the top 3 teams and by some margin. However, they nearly rolled BBC (4th) with a last second, corner post effort, but for the hand of god favoring the Presbyterians on that occasion. They will be missing the class of their 7 and 10 from last year, who kept them in many a contest and as they come to grips with joining the arms race of First XV rugby, they may well hit a few piss wobbles.
Whilst the sleeveless parker squad will never admit it, they have had and will have their share of imports. The People Movers with the BAG stickers on the back will be arriving at the various GPS grounds with a renewed energy and confidence as a few 100kg monsters fall out of their side doors in red and black trackies. Too early for them this year but in a couple of years time - the BAG could be back!
8. Toowoomba Grammar
Whilst many a summer afternoon was spent scouring the local Darling Downs crop fields for the next Jonah Placid, T-Ba have come up empty in the Messiah Stakes. The Yellow and Blue will have to be happy with a couple of wins on the field and the First Prize Ribbon in the GPS Bacon and Egg Burger Competition. They will rely on their 2 usual secret weapons to scare a few of the big guns - That famous T-ba Ticker and the boarding house cabbage soup, which can bring down a 5 yard scrum the morning after, quicker than a bullet can bring down a bush pig at close range. That said whoever has the privilege to head up the range this year will enjoy the burgers - and for god sake ladies keep your eyes on your hand bags...you know what these lads get up to on tour! They make Chris Masoe look like a Boy Scout.
9. Brisbane Grammar
What can I say? The best sporting fields in Brisbane, the cleanest tuckshop and toilets, the most polite car park attendants and boy how fast do the fields drain out there after a big storm? Amazing...truly.
And I believe the chess team is red hot, but not nearly as impressive as the way their debating team will tear you a new one if you let them have the last reply on a Friday night!
I think they'll get more OP 1's than Girls Grammar and will easily do the best chants on the sideline - All in all they are going to have a cracking season!