Are Eddie's any chance over Iona this Saturday?
Hey Jets,
Gorilla from the 4178 Here,
Look, I’ll beat my chest and scream "KIHA KAHA" all day long, but let’s be real without my King Keanu Bothma and Diesel (The Truck) Hauff our team is basically as useful as Keanu on the Milton Mangos on Friday Night (Blinded).
We were predicted to make top 3… yeah sweet dream . Ever since we vsed Ashgrove it’s been a downhill slide steeper than the hill arriving to Wynumn bugs Rugby Club. Going into this game its pretty even anyone can take the win home but rumour has it is Seb Kracht the Wing to Lock Hero is due for Surgery because his back is quiet literally broken after scoring a try against every team this yr . Then Villanova rolled us 33-7. We got turned into highlights for the novanationvnc25 on insta and aic.rugby.highs on tiktok. The King, Keanu Bothma, our scrum-half general, is out. No direction, no magic, no cheeky chips behind the line. Eddies reckon this is their shot. But don’t get too comfy Max Bolton our prince, our fullback flyer, fresh off QLD rep duties and back from the Villa vortex, is strapping up. He’s got the vision, the boot, and the heart of the Gorilla Inside of him. And standing tall in the middle the engine room is the Truck himself Diesel Hauff, our No. 8 unit. He doesn’t step defenders he relocates them. Full throttle. No brakes. So yeah, the King’s resting. But the Prince flies and the Truck rolls.…but our King Keanu’s out, so none of this even matters.
1-6 Inbound for us GORILLAS
Now, the Eddies Wolfpack are circling, hungry and ready to upset the Gorilla.
Looks like the Wolfpack is about to hunt, Eddies by 7 id say will be a cracker.
4178 TILL THE GRAVE. KIA KAHA UNTIL KEANU BOTHMA MY KING IS BACK.