Prison Baddies XV

[RedOrDead]

Aaron Hernandez would have to get a spot. 6'1" and 111kgs. Tight End so he's got great hands. He hits so hard he could kill a man. Put him at 12. Lethal.

 

[LeCheese]

Ben Roberts-Smith could soon attract the scouts' eyes.

Built like a brick shithouse, about as tall as one too, and likes to get into the dirty work - perfect second rower.

I hear he's got a decent boot on him too.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

• must have name recognition

Ben Roberts-Smith

 

[LeCheese]

I forget you lot are however long it takes a pigeon to fly across the Tasman behind on news

 

[cyclopath]

I forget you lot are however long it takes a pigeon to fly across the Tasman behind on news

Can pigeons fly from here to Pitcairn?
And if so, why would they?

 

[CoinboxSoldier]

Aaron Hernandez would have to get a spot. 6'1" and 111kgs. Tight End so he's got great hands. He hits so hard he could kill a man. Put him at 12. Lethal.

He died in 2017

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1. Harvey Weinstein. master of the dark arts. the filth he gets away with in the front row would amaze you.
2.
3. Oddjob (James Bond films). built for it.
4. Bill Cosby. virtually immobile these days.
5.
6. Derek Chauvin. he'll be taking a pre-match "knee" alright.
7. Gary Glitter. Very "hands on" player.
8. R.Kelly. looks to be a big lad and not afraid of getting, um, physical.
9.
10. Julian Assange. Can't play him at fullback, he'd just keep trying to seek asylum in the in-goal.
11. O.Pistorius. blades confiscated. and guns.
12. El Chapo. nasty piece of work in the midfield.
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14. Ghislaine Maxwell. hopelessly flighty winger. just decorates the game really.
15 The Unabomber.