Pick your Green & Gold rugby chanel 9 commentary team.

[disco]

1st caller: Must be the main caller of the game doesn't know as much about the techincal side of Rugby but keeps the fans interested.

2nd caller: The expert commentator who comes in during a break or talks while the scrum is being reset for the 15th time.

3rd caller: The joker the man who's a bit biased.

 

[Hawko]

1st caller: Moses
2nd caller: LG
3rd caller: Cyclo if you want someone funny or Reddy if you want a Mexted nutter

 

[#1 Tah]

1:Tom Carter
2: Larkham
3: Greegan

 

[RugbyReg]

1 Mr Timms
2 Lance Free
3 Moses
4 (half time analysis ala Kafe) Austin

 

[DPK]

1. NTA
2. Naza
3. Lance Free

It's got rum, anger and league bashing, and a heck of a lot of cynicism.

 

[#1 Tah]

1. NTA
2. Naza
3. Lance Free

It's got rum, anger and league bashing, and a heck of a lot of cynicism.

And a hell of a lot of bias.

 

[Gagger]

THE THINKING MAN'S COMM TEAM

lee Grant - main caller embellishing on the history of each player since U15s and opponents form in the Top14 / Aviva prem

Fatprop - interjecting one liner pieces of gold. The ying to LGs lengthy yang

Scarfy - video analysis from the professors wingback chair. Contentious backline suggestions involving SNK

 

[Scarfman]

I'm in. I'll fire up the video editing suite and find a few choice flops.

 

[naza]

THE THINKING MAN'S COMM TEAM

lee Grant - main caller embellishing on the history of each player since U15s and opponents form in the Top14 / Aviva prem

Fatprop - interjecting one liner pieces of gold. The ying to LGs lengthy yang

Scarfy - video analysis from the professors wingback chair. Contentious backline suggestions involving SNK

If Lee was the Gordon Bray, I don't think anyone else would get a word in over the Digressor.

 

[RugbyFuture]

do I hear G&GR amateur commentary competition in the future?

pick a segment of a game, commentate it and post it?

...well i thought its a good idea

 

[Lee Grant]

If Lee was the Gordon Bray, I don't think anyone else would get a word in over the Digressor.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Gordie does digress doesn't he? Actually I don't say a lot: I used to stutter as a kid and hardly ever talked and it carried onto adulthood. Maybe that's why I'm so long-winded on the keyboard.

I'm a bit more loquacious at the Tahs games having consumed the red wine smuggled inside a blackcurrant Powerade bottle and drunk when I'm eating my noodles. I've been known to give a bit of commentary in those circumstances - not all of it welcomed.

 

[RugbyReg]

Alcohol would be compulsory in this position.

 

[MajorlyRagerly]

I could do a Murray Mexted style job if you like?

Strong Kiwi iccent? Check.
Happy to comment on chicks in the crowd? Check.
No idea really whats going on? Check.
Annoy the shit out of the opposition and home fans? Check.

Huge rugby pedigree and previously married a Miss Universe? Ch.... ok, I can't back that up.

 

[Lee Grant]

4 out of 5 ain't bad.

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

MR with that fabulous pedigree you should be a shoo un

 

[cyclopath]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Gordie does digress doesn't he? Actually I don't say a lot: I used to stutter as a kid and hardly ever talked and it carried onto adulthood. Maybe that's why I'm so long-winded on the keyboard.

I'm a bit more loquacious at the Tahs games having consumed the red wine smuggled inside a blackcurrant Powerade bottle and drunk when I'm eating my noodles. I've been known to give a bit of commentary in those circumstances - not all of it welcomed.

Usually to tell us to sit down in front!! Lee, we can't help it if the Tahs are so exciting we're always on our feet with amazement!

 

[Lance Free]

I don't know whether I'm speaking out of school (some of you will already know this so I don't think its a big secret) but we've been doing some commentary 'trials' recently and looking into the technical aspects of live commentaries for next year.

I've been getting some practice in on a Melbourne Storm game.....

MajorRagerly - you forgot the main criteria for Mex 'Dickhead. Check'

 

[RugbyFuture]

but mungo games are easy, all you have to do is cream your pants anytime anything happens like ray warren

 

[Lance Free]

"Hit it up lumbering mungo forward, hit it up lumbering mungo forward, hit it up lumbering mungo forward, hit it up lumbering mungo forward, ummmm - pass it to GI or some other guy that's not a lumbering mungo forward, 5th tackle kick (or was that 6th)". It's like my cornflakes, just so predictable....

 

[barbarian]

MR you also forgot the ability to turn rugby commentary into thinly vailed double-entendre. Stuff about Hookers, Loosies, Coming hard up forward's backsides, you know the drill.