I can just see it.
"So, Adam, we're liking the new bouffant hairdo. What do you rock to accessorise a 'do like that, given you can't grow a hipster beard, apparently?"
"Ummm, well, aahh, so I got inked. Animal motif, y'know, king of the jungle 'n shit. You should see my tatt, er, duh, my lion, but it's on my arse, so I guess off screen?"