Events this weekend have only served to intensify my distaste for the Crusaders.
Executive Impartial Review:
David Havili: "so classy, so this, so that....." meanwhile he turnstiles more tackles and rogers up every second thing he tries.
Sevu Reece: touched the ball at 30 min mark.
Braydon Ennor: whoop de doo, so he charged a kick cos dipshit Otere tried to take the fuycken thing 3 inches from the goalline. Something stiff and uninstinctive about this guy. Overrated?
Jack Goodhue: definitely not overrated ffs Conrad Smith with training wheels
George Bridge: oh fuck off. so he can catch bombs and chase kicks. cannot.beat.his.man.
Richie Mo’unga: ok that grubber restart to himself, recovery, and break couldve been the ballsiest thing I've ever seen. rag doll dwarf who has to get hidden on D in RWC semis but the kid has got something
Bryn Hall: goddamnit i was fantasising about this turncoat little shit getting his treachery turned into tears so I could screenshot and meme that fucken fairweather mug halfway to Onehunga and back
Tom Christie: big.fucking.deal
Codie Taylor: ok, this guy might be the real deal mentally now.
Joe Moody: big fat dumbo cheat moran.
Mitchell Drummond: beavis-faced sister fucker
Will Jordan: terrifying, hell on toast, just get him in black so my hate can at least abate to the low water mark for a few minutes ffs