Randwick 30 Rats 24 Argggggghhh
I thought this was my lucky day because I arrived at the Woollhara cow paddock, the worst rugby ground in Sydney, and jagged a parking spot from someone who was just leaving. I strode in, flashed my pensioner?s card and before I could demand a concession was told it was free for me.
I was on a roll !!!
It was an absolutely cracking game with the Green Slime in the lead all of the game and the meritorious Rats coming back against the guys with the bigger scrapbooks and pay packets throughout the afternoon, then, right at the end of the game ??? but I digress.
Hmmmm ? Adam Freier didn?t play in this game although his name was in the programme. Has Dingo brought him into the Oz squad for tomorrow?s training session??? And Sheehan was allowed to play?!? Why, when, gulp, he is rated the no 2 healthy scrummie in the land. Is he out?
Who would be called in if Sheehan got damaged? And he was ? just after half time he walked off full of hurt accompanied by a female physio who looked to be 10 years old, and came up to his navel, or maybe I wrote that wrong.
Faaaaarque, I said, and the biased Randwick fans, not worrying a jot about the Wallabies next week, cheered their biggest danger off. But 10 minutes later there he was back and when a nasty, one-eyed, truculent Slime supporter questioned me (a polite, quiet, genteel, unbiased Rats fan) as to why he was allowed to return, I invoked the Kiwi blood defence, as when AB Cowan went off ? bleeding inside the mouth.
But seriously, Sheehan had a terrific match, as did Beau Robinson who carved up several times for the Rats - and lock Sitaleki Timani was probably the best player on the park. These last two had the best games I have seen them play.
For the Slime, Pieman Turinui, just off the plane from the Reds tour made the Rats watch him for too long most times he got the ball and this despite helpful suggestions from yours truly that he be tackled not looked at. 7 Rodney Voullaire, who I can?t remember before this year, was a stand out for 80 minutes.
For the Rats Gerrard had a game he would rather forget and for the Slime big Nasiganiyavi was hugely disappointing. Unheralded Shaun Killian was marking the big fella and got him every time. The Tahs coaches have a lot to do before the big fella gets on the park in the S14 based on that performance.
Key moments:
? Clint Eadie chips over the fullback and towards the posts, regathers and scores for the Rats ? game on - 10-7.
? Rats do a complicated backs move which succeeds only in training ? but hang on ? it works. Eadie converts from touch 15-14.
? Rat Gerrard tries a low clearing kick in his 22 ? charge down ? a pass goes to Rat Duncan who passes instinctively to ?. Slimer Hoiles who was following the charge down ? gift - under the posts ? 22-14. Kepu of the Slime pats Duncan on the head and in the 2nd half the two get into a fight and Kepu gets a yellow card.
At half time it?s 22-17 Slime.
? Just after oranges Slime get a FK with Rats backs out of defensive position. Pieman is thinking quicker than anybody and taps and goes whilst the Rats watch him again. Try - 27-14. Poor Slime goal kicking from Tim Walsh keeps the Rats in the game all afternoon.
? Beau Robinson makes one of his breaks, runs up to the fullback and passes to Gerrard flying slowly infield. Under the posts. WTF?? He knocks on placing the ball after the tackle over the line?? Tell me it ain?t true ref.
? About 10 minutes to go the Rats panic and put the non-tackling Willie Bishop onto the park. The cunning ploy works and he?s under the posts ? 30-24. The Rats are coming back. Yahoo.
? Final move of the game; Rats attacking in the Slime 22; Slime penalised 3 times for offside because the Rats need a try -yet no card. Rats winger is over in the corner; no ? stopped; on his back dishes the ball out to another Rat ? OVER ? TRY. Woo hoo, a kick from near touch will win the game.
WTF ? what are the touchie and ref talking about? Forward pass ? no try??? Tell me it ain?t so. But it is. Whistle. Slime win.
A top game in which the Rats had every chance to win but the try from the charge down and falling asleep when Pieman tapped and went were the killers for them.
It wasn?t the best performance by Randwick but it was decent finals footie.