By the way Azzuri how did you fair with the RM's down at Jacks after a belly full of pies?
Thanks for asking, oh hirsutly named one.
Any matchup out at Hunters Hill is always an experience.
Last weekend was not different except for the added anticipation of bumping into the wild RM2 in her natural environment. It’s indeed an understatement to say that my senses were on high alert throughout the day.
Wild eyed and anxious I was careful to walk in the foot prints of others down the access road to the ground, in case RM2 had picked up any tricks from her last three stints in Afghanistan. I need not have worried as it seems she’d decided to abandon her direct assault strategy in favour of a campaign of psychological terror to avoid collateral damage to Joey’s supporters.
The open air grandstand offered good cover and several quick escape routes so I removed my ghillie suit and set up base camp, all the while carefully watching for unusual movements or furtive glances. On venturing away from my base camp to secure a supply of sausage sambos I stupidly made eye contact with a rather attractive auburn haired woman who shot me a “knowing smile” transfixing me to the spot. A quick recovery saw me shakily making my way back to base camp concerned that my cover had been blown. My paranoia turned to sheepishness when I notice my fly was undone.
After decamping from the grandstand at the end of the game I cautiously approached the dining room for the after match function. Being one of the first 10 people there gave me the opportunity to scout the area for “bogeys”. Having once again donned my Ghillie suit to avoid detection I still couldn’t help but feel like a baby wildebeest trapped on the wrong side of an alligator infested river. I knew I had to dive in but also knew the danger.
Alas, despite the provocation RM2 did not reveal herself and both her and her RM accomplices seemingly melted into the shadows with no obvious signs of their existence other than the tell-tale sprinkle of hundreds and thousands on the chocolate donuts….. She was both everywhere and nowhere.
On the subject of Jacks Bar I unfortunately had a function to attend back at Kings that night so had to run.....but the place, as usual was chockers. Joeys supporters as you know always describe Jacks with a reverence usually reserved for great wonders of the ancient world and non-aficionados could be excused for thinking it looks like this
when in fact this is closer to the reality..
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