The Battle for the 2015 Wooden Spoon
Greater Sydney Rams (Currently in Pole Position)
This is all about avoiding the 2015 Wooden Spoon.
Win: The 2015 Wooden Spoon goes North if the Vikings beat Queensland Country. If QCountry win as well, then Rams could win
both the Horan Little Shield and The Unwanted Premiership, if the Rays win or get a BP and Rams don't get a winning BP. Fancy that.
Draw: The Vikings defeating Queensland Country by more than 8 points will see the Wooden Spoon travel North( ie no losing BOP for Q Country), otherwise it's Hello Wooden Spoon.
Lose: Clear the Trophy Cabinet, because it's Hello Wooden Spoon.
Predicted outcome: WINNER
Queensland Country (currently 2nd on the Grid)
Win: If the Vikings lose to Country, then QCountry are out of the running.
Draw: Country move to 11 points equal with Rays, and Rams if they latter manage to defeat Brisbane City without a BP, and Rays lose against the Eagles by more than 8. In this highly unlikely scenario, it will be a scrap over F & A, and Country are not looking good as they will stay on -72.
Lose: It's Hello my little Friend if Rams defeat BCity. If Rams draw with BCity, then QCountry must get a losing BP in round 9 to avoid the Wrong Premiership.
Predicted outcome: Runner Up
North Harbour Rays (currently on the second row of the Grid in the inside position)
Win: No chance of securing the Wrong Premiership if the Rays defeat the Eagles.
Draw: No chance of securing the Wrong Premiership if the Rays draw with the Eagles.
Lose: The Trophy is for the Rays if Rays lose by more than 8 AND Rams defeat BCity with a Bonus Point or a margin of around 30, AND QCountry defeat Vikings. If QCountry draw with Vikings, then Rays must lose by >34 points AND Rams must defeat BCity with a BP or by about 30 points.
Predicted outcome: Mathematically possible, but it's a John McEnroe - "You gotta be kidding". The other two will be too fast off the grid when the flag drops for round 9 for the Rays to catch and pass them in the battle for the Unwanted Premiership Trophy.