PICTURE for a moment this scenario: Wallabies great and former captain John Eales has a hissy fit and announces a year before the World Cup that he no longer wants to lead his country.
At the same time, fullback and rugby great Matt Burke decides to switch codes to the AFL, ditching the sport he grew up playing, and the one that has turned him into a household name.
The very idea of either of those things happening would have been tantamount to heresy a decade ago. Two of the great Wallabies, who sweated blood for the gold jersey, would never, ever entertain such nonsense. This week, the Wallabies' latest captain, Ben Mowen, announced he would head to France at the end of 2014. He cited that old chestnut, "to spend more time with his family" as his reason for turning his back on one of the most coveted roles in Australian sport.
He did not mention that he'd also had an almighty barney with the Australian Rugby Union over his pay and that he was miffed he did not receive a top-up in the latest round of rich contract deals.
Fullback Jesse Mogg looks like he's out of there, too, after being courted by the AFL for the last few months. The World Cup apparently holds no interest for either of these footballers.
Mowen's decision is gobsmacking. Handed the captaincy after the wonderful James Horwill was deemed to be struggling to retain his spot in the team, Mowen was the star of Ewen McKenzie's brave new era of reform.
The coach spelt out pretty early on that he would not cop any bad behaviour or ill-discipline, suspending more than half of the team for spending a night out in Ireland during the recent spring tour.
Mowen appeared to be made of the right stuff, leading the Wallabies to a surprisingly successful tour when they suffered a single, unlucky loss to England. The signs of recovery were there for us all to see - a more unified looking team, Quade Cooper back in great form and a forward pack that wasn't steamrolled like it had been in previous seasons.
Departing Wallabies Captain Ben Mowen insists contract issues was not the cause behind his shock decision to leave Australian Rugby.
Mowen was front and centre of McKenzie's World Cup plans. The 195cm flanker/No.8 captains the ACT Brumbies in Super Rugby. He is now locked in a contractual fight with that side's management over his decision to bail out and move to France.
While Mowen posed for photographs with his wife and young daughter on Thursday, telling the press they were the central reason for his decision, the rumblings grew louder that the captain had also spat the dummy over money. Given that French rugby pays ridiculous money for its club stars, the rumours appear well founded.
Mowen claimed a gruelling travelling schedule had taken its toll on his family life and that a move to France would offer an ideal solution for them all. While he is entitled to put family first, the decision to quit Australian rugby is one that the likes of Eales, Nick Farr-Jones and Mark Ella would find stupefying.
These young men all had wives and young families during their careers. Time away from home is always tough, but when your sporting career is relatively short in a long life, playing for Australia is something not one of them would have given up without a fight.
These guys would have been dragged kicking and screaming to France to play club rugby when they were captains of the national team. They most certainly would not have walked away because they weren't paid enough or to take a step down to club rugby.
Ben Mowen would have been on a contract worth at least $500,000 a year. Surely the opportunities offered to him as captain of the national side, combined with a damned good salary, outweigh his desire to play rugby in France?
McKenzie is now in a quandary, faced with appointing a new captain a year out from a World Cup that will be seminal for Australian rugby. Improvement in performances outside a World Cup year will count for nothing if the Wallabies fail again in 2015.
The Wallabies brand has taken a battering in recent years. McKenzie is the man chosen to take it out of a diabolical phase into a brave new one, rich with success.
Perhaps he might secretly believe he is better off without the likes of Mowen or Mogg.
He drew a line in the sand during the European tour. It is apparent he only wants people like Eales and Farr-Jones in his new Wallabies, players who would bleed for the jersey and stand proudly alongside their teammates, no matter how much they are earning.