nice pisstake article
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11524835
so relieved Hansen says theyve just been fuckin around in the long grass all this time. Load off my mind, all those balls dropped, shuntings into touch, gainline capitulations, flubbed high balls, allll just part of the grandiose master plan. Dont want to show their hand too early, come the quarter theyll just throw the magic beans dry powder magic switch and everything will click like a big ol' mutherfucker
how about the fans who paid thousands for the pool matches, just to be treated to some insulting match simulation training run blocks, no insult to the opposition or the fans there, thanks for feeding the wage bill for 31 players and 78 hangers-on, suckers.
so relieved the shit play has all been on purpose though, casts the performances to date in a whole new light
Owen Franks.
crap. doesnt want to peak too early
Tony Woodcock.
one big lost pudding. ready to hit the peak meter at the stroke of midnight come quarter final day
Brodie Retallick
anaemic faery saving his best for quarter final. pass the peak meter switch please he says
Richie McCaw
6th best openside at cup. G.O.A.T
Jerome Kaino,
utterly ineffectual. just lying in wait
Kieran Read
zero impact. all a cunning ruse
Dan Carter
ran once in whole tourney saving legs to injure them during quarter final
Conrad Smith.
not much going on at all. he's a lawyer. you'll never know.
Julian Savea
bundled into touch like its his first fuckin rodeo just checking where touchlines are, for future reference, so he knows where they are during quarter final
Ben Smith
the gaps have dried up. saving seeing the gaps for quarter final, to conserve gap-seeing eye power until needed during quarter final