McLoitering

[Blue]

McLoitering <verb> Pronunciation: ~Muk-loih-tuh-ree-ng~
Definition: The act of of magically hanging around on the opposing side of a ruck in rugby in such a manner the that referee will deem this rather fortunate positioning as being totally "accidental" and not by design.
Synonyms: Many synonyms exist, Notables include "Richie McCaw", "All Black Captain", "number 7" and the rather frequently used "fucking cheating Kiwi bastard"

Also see:
McNotRollingAway (sometimes confused for the "McRollAwayNumberSeven" but technically different)
McJerseyPulling
McSurprisedLookFuckWhoMeRef?
McGrinIGotAwayWithItAgainHaHa

Antonyms:
McCleanout- for some utterly bizarre reason an act not used often enough by opposing players. Some believe this is due to the presence of the much admired "McHalo" and the McConfusion with God.
McYellowCard - a long lost legend. Never witnessed by modern man. Said to have been used in Yak Wars during the yearly 100's. Facts are based on some cave drawings discovered by a lost, drunk Australian supporter who was looking for a place to take a piss after having his team McReamed (again) in McHeadquarters.

 

[Dam0]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Paddy_O'Brien's_Law

 

[cyclopath]

<-------------------- Regardez l'oeil massif a gauche!

*I will be watching this thread closely.

 

[Dumbledore]

McBestPlayeroftheProEra?

 

[cyclopath]

I predict other similar neologisms

HorWillHeOrWon'tHeGetOuttaTheWay
HorCan'tSeemToGetMyselfOutOfRuck
HorWhoopsIFellOverTheRuck

The PoCock - the mystical third leg that supports his bodyweight against known laws of physics

Wait, this could be fun.

 

[Bardon]

smAshton - the irresistible desire to smash his face in.

 

[Lindommer]

<-------------------- Regardez l'oeil massif a gauche!

*I will be watching this thread closely.

Je ne pal pas le Francais, tres bien.

parle fixed

 

[Cave Dweller]

Where is waratahjesus? He had a brilliant idea on Twitter to solve the issue. Had me cracking up

they need to legalize punching players that loiter offside to create gaps as well.

Je ne pal pas le Francais, tres bien.

I do not pal the French?????????




Francés ya están tratando de hacer al jugar

 

[qwerty51]

McSubtleObstruction

 

[kronic]

Will be singing plenty of songs for Richie this Saturday night. The content of which, he might not appreciate.

 

[andyq]

McCawGasm - Kiwi Commentary regarding one (Red and) Black 7

 

[Jnor]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Funaddy_O'Brien's_Law

Also closely related to Timmsy's Law

 

[MrTimms]

Also closely related to Timmsy's Law

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Timmsy's_Law

 

[Jnor]

'Page has been deleted'

 

[Forcefield]

Tatafu Polota-Nuke?

Ask Shane Williams for the definition of that one.