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Important Barrett Brothers Pole

Who is your least favourite Barrett brother?

  • Scott: RWC 2019 selection failure, a Cantab, too small for lock, tenured AB for life.

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • Jordie: grammar sneer, grammar quiff, dumbarse kicking options, tenured AB for life

    Votes: 9 32.1%
  • Beauden:Blues salary thief, lost pace, mercenary, dumped Canes so wife could go shopping in Auckland

    Votes: 9 32.1%
  • Nepotism Option 4: George Whitelock-Barrett

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Nepotism Option 5: Adam Whitelock-Barrett

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Nepotism Option 666: Luke Whitelock-Barrett

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • this pole is confusing me

    Votes: 11 39.3%
  • Justice 4 Luke Braid-Whitelock

    Votes: 7 25.0%

  • Total voters
    28

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)

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Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
The "legacy" of the 3 Barrett Brothers is going to be 3 arrogant-looking doofuses who coattailed in after the Golden Generation, thought they would just have to rock up and stand there all solemnly next to each other for the anthem and the glittering winnings would roll on and on for them.

Instead the 3 tenured undroppable dipshits have presided over the worst AB team ever, an epic brandshitting of bumcrack-splattering proportions
 

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)

The arrogance and entitlement of these 3 dipshits just shits me f******* blind.

Jordie on playing 2nd 5 for the first time in an AB test outside his brother:
“It's been a long time coming,” Jordie said of the new combination.

OHHHH REEEEEEALLLY? We the NZ rugby public had no idea you were owed this thing

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“It's been a long time coming Razor. Don't you know who we are?”
 

Yoda

Cyril Towers (30)
The "legacy" of the 3 Barrett Brothers is going to be 3 arrogant-looking doofuses who coattailed in after the Golden Generation, thought they would just have to rock up and stand there all solemnly next to each other for the anthem and the glittering winnings would roll on and on for them.

Instead the 3 tenured undroppable dipshits have presided over the worst AB team ever, an epic brandshitting of bumcrack-splattering proportions
Why do you hate them so much…? Great players.
 

KiwiM

Arch Winning (36)
Why do you hate them so much…? Great players.
It's the entitlement. They act like it's their God given right to be starting ABs when in reality Beauden on form is lucky to be in the squad for the last 5 years, Scott Barrett has been anonymous as a captain and Jordie for all his promise I think will go down as a nearly man - more SBW than Nonu.

The media very rarely criticise them

Beauden and Jordie are actively making the ABs backs worse this year with their continued selection but nothing will change because of their surname.
 

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
It's the entitlement. They act like it's their God given right to be starting ABs when in reality Beauden on form is lucky to be in the squad for the last 5 years, Scott Barrett has been anonymous as a captain and Jordie for all his promise I think will go down as a nearly man - more SBW than Nonu.

The media very rarely criticise them

Beauden and Jordie are actively making the ABs backs worse this year with their continued selection but nothing will change because of their surname.
See Yoda?? SEE??

I knew I wasnt the only one imagining this.

The voices in my head are REAL damnit.

REAL!
 

KiwiM

Arch Winning (36)
Beauden lucky to be in the squad the last 5 years? That ‘ll do me!

His entire reputation in black is what he did from 2012 to 2018. There's a reason he lost the 10 shirt to Mo'unga in 2019 and has never gotten it back.

The two titles the Blues have won since Beauden shifted to the Blues were without Beauden. Trans Tasman Trophy had Otere Black at 10 and 2024 had Harry Plummer at 10.

ABs lucked out that Beauden got a HIA last night and had to come off otherwise Telea wouldn't have even been on the field at the death last night to score the match winning try. Another example of coaches refusing to sub off Beauden despite him having a poor game. Instead they decided to take off Telea who was having his best test all season. Another example of the deference coaches seem to give Beauden. It's honestly odd.
 

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
ABs lucked out that Beauden got a HIA last night and had to come off otherwise Telea wouldn't have even been on the field at the death last night to score the match winning try. Another example of coaches refusing to sub off Beauden despite him having a poor game. Instead they decided to take off Telea who was having his best test all season. Another example of the deference coaches seem to give Beauden. It's honestly odd.
Goddammmn didnt think of that. Vaguely terrifying.

Guessing the Cane and BB thing, theyll be there all tour as Razor has decided he needs them as some sort of onfield mentors for the new guys. Off field I would get but on the field? That aint how sport works. If you've carved up all season at Soup level versus counting your yen in Japan you're good to motherfcukign goooo

Look at Wallace. 20 years old and does he seem like he needs some creaky 35-year old git to hold his hand to "learn how to be an All Black"? GTFO of the wayyyy
 
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