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Tony Shaw (54)
So the tally so far is you, Robert Kitson, a former prop (unnamed) and a distinguished former Lion flanker (also unnamed) that agree that scrums are annoying and/or players are getting to big to fit on the pitch?
Here's my take on it:
Robert Kitson writes sports blogs, blogs are judged on clicks, the more controversial or 'out there' the topic, the more clicks the blog is likely to get. Also, I have no idea, but I'll also hazard a guess that Kitson (if he even played Rugby) was probably a back. Backs are not allowed opinions on scrums. Nonetheless.....
Kitson used two sources to lend credibility to his piece; a former prop and a distinguished former Lion.
The thing about former props is that they ALL believe that the game is a shadow of the game they played back in the day, scrums aren't what they used to be when they played, and the kids playing these days have no fucking idea. ALL former props also will talk the ear off anyone who will sit still for a minute about all of the above. Weird that Kitson's guy was unnamed but still, wouldn't have been hard to find that source.
The former Lion is a good one though. Not just any former Lion, but a distinguished one! Kitson won't tell us his name but you can be sure that he is distinguished.
And just in case anyone like me were reading his piece, he reassures me that neither of the two unnamed but entirely authoritative voices of reason he relies on for his blog could ever be described as an ill informed old fart. Glad that's settled then. Kitson is a genius! We should remove a couple of players from each Rugby team and make scrums uncontested: voila! The comments section goes bat shit crazy and Kitson gets a big pat on the back from his editor.
Here's my take on it:
Robert Kitson writes sports blogs, blogs are judged on clicks, the more controversial or 'out there' the topic, the more clicks the blog is likely to get. Also, I have no idea, but I'll also hazard a guess that Kitson (if he even played Rugby) was probably a back. Backs are not allowed opinions on scrums. Nonetheless.....
Kitson used two sources to lend credibility to his piece; a former prop and a distinguished former Lion.
The thing about former props is that they ALL believe that the game is a shadow of the game they played back in the day, scrums aren't what they used to be when they played, and the kids playing these days have no fucking idea. ALL former props also will talk the ear off anyone who will sit still for a minute about all of the above. Weird that Kitson's guy was unnamed but still, wouldn't have been hard to find that source.
The former Lion is a good one though. Not just any former Lion, but a distinguished one! Kitson won't tell us his name but you can be sure that he is distinguished.
And just in case anyone like me were reading his piece, he reassures me that neither of the two unnamed but entirely authoritative voices of reason he relies on for his blog could ever be described as an ill informed old fart. Glad that's settled then. Kitson is a genius! We should remove a couple of players from each Rugby team and make scrums uncontested: voila! The comments section goes bat shit crazy and Kitson gets a big pat on the back from his editor.