Hugh Jarse

[cyclopath]

I decorated mine with glitter. And with little spangly star and rainbow stickers. The tapes themselves are perpetually slippery to the touch, slippery with the glory of celebratory mansp **NO MORE QUESTIONS**

A case of premature exclamation.

 

[Teh Other Dave]

I'm guessing this did not make it off the editor's floor:

 

[Dismal Pillock]

**BACK ON TOPIC, PLEASE.**

Site Admin, could you please kindly **DELETE** the above video clip.

Also, please publicly censure the offending individual with a sternly-worded **WARNING** and maybe delete his last 20 or so posts, just to be sure.

As I suspect the individual in question may also be a closet racist, I believe it would be appropriate to delete his last 50 or so posts, just to be on the safe side.


Regards,

Concerned of Onehunga.

 

[The Honey Badger]

Just typed "Hugh Jarse" into my favourite search engine and there is a profile by the same name posted an article on that other website.

Not another Steve Allen departure I hope.

I am not convinced it is the same bloke.

It could be identity theft.

Abhorrent as it is, I believe it can happen. I do not condone such behavior, but apparently online names can be copied and stolen.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Our "wet work" budget is not what it was, but we're hoping Gunston Interweb Takeback Squad (GITS) might do it

Gunston Interweb Takeback Squad (GITS) feat. Gunston GraveDigger2000

Target: H.Jarse.

“Right then. We’ve been contracted to find some fat prick called ‘Hugh Jarse’ in Wollongong and then reroute his internet mouse clicky bit to another part of the internet. Sounds like a very delicate job, therefore, a perfect task for The Gunston GraveDigger2000. Engines to power, Gene-o!”

“How do we find Wollongong?”
“Ask the budgie.”
“That thing? Our GPS is a budgie? I thought that was supposed to be a canary’s job?”
“That’s the coalmines drongo, just ask the f**king budgie and get on with it.”
“Which way to Wollongong mate?”
“Cheep”
“He said that way!”

“F**k this thing is sloooow. It’s taken us 3 days to get halfway across this bloody road YEAH RIGHTO TAKE IT EASY ON THE HORNS W**KERS.”

“Wollongong, such a shithole.”

“Nightlife’s not much chop either.”

“$10 bucks says I can piss on one of those little cranes way down there.”
“You’re on.”

 

[Dismal Pillock]

“We’re finally here! Downtown Wollongong!”

“Gated community. Holy shit, Jarse is rich.”

That’s Jarse’s place. Fuckin huge. Rich c**t. Righto, winch me down so I can see in the window.”

“There’s Jarse. We’ll have to wait until he goes to take a piss, then we can reroute his computer mouse clicky thingy.”

“Fuckin hurry up.”

“Jesus does he ever piss?”

“Fuckin bladder like a football OH SHIT it’s starting to rain, turn this fucker around, we’re going home, wet work not in the budget, GAHHH I got some drops on me, SO WET HERE.”