Bruce Ross
Ken Catchpole (46)
Australians have an obsession with try scoring. We tend to ridicule games which are won by goal kicking and outraged by victory being snatched through a drop goal.
There is great excitement that we have quite a number of young backs who can score dazzling tries, and there is anticipation that if we can just choose the right mix of backline players we can win this year's World Cup by exploiting our attacking brilliance.
It might happen but history is definitely against us. Let's examine the history of World Cup finals:
1987 - New Zealand 29 beat France 9 - 3 tries to 1
1991 - Australia 12 beat England 6 - 1 try to 0
1995 - South Africa 15 beat New Zealand 12 - no tries scored
1999 - Australia 35 beat France 12 - 2 tries to 0
2003 - England 20 beat Australia 17 - 1 try each
2007 - South Africa 15 beat England 6 - no tries scored
We have put our faith in the assumed genius of Robbie Deans, enduring the most humiliating series of defeats against the All Blacks believing that he is building towards the World Cup. So what have we ended up with? Small backs who are clever attackers but in the main defensively fragile, coupled with forwards who are unaccustomed to and certainly not being physically prepared for the realities of trench warfare.
We are preparing for a battle that isn't going to happen.
Our approach reminds me of the British defence of Singapore; brilliant and absolutely impregnable except that the perfidious enemy refused to do the manly thing and attack in the face of the massive artillery emplacements.
If we can somehow convince the other countries to play this World Cup Barbarians style we are in with a second to none chance.
There is great excitement that we have quite a number of young backs who can score dazzling tries, and there is anticipation that if we can just choose the right mix of backline players we can win this year's World Cup by exploiting our attacking brilliance.
It might happen but history is definitely against us. Let's examine the history of World Cup finals:
1987 - New Zealand 29 beat France 9 - 3 tries to 1
1991 - Australia 12 beat England 6 - 1 try to 0
1995 - South Africa 15 beat New Zealand 12 - no tries scored
1999 - Australia 35 beat France 12 - 2 tries to 0
2003 - England 20 beat Australia 17 - 1 try each
2007 - South Africa 15 beat England 6 - no tries scored
We have put our faith in the assumed genius of Robbie Deans, enduring the most humiliating series of defeats against the All Blacks believing that he is building towards the World Cup. So what have we ended up with? Small backs who are clever attackers but in the main defensively fragile, coupled with forwards who are unaccustomed to and certainly not being physically prepared for the realities of trench warfare.
We are preparing for a battle that isn't going to happen.
Our approach reminds me of the British defence of Singapore; brilliant and absolutely impregnable except that the perfidious enemy refused to do the manly thing and attack in the face of the massive artillery emplacements.
If we can somehow convince the other countries to play this World Cup Barbarians style we are in with a second to none chance.