Actually, I only implemented this program in the last three years. Look how our stocks have risen
2007 - I start at the Renegades but don't play front row because they've already got too many. Benn Robinson starts to make a name for himself.
2008 - I start at loosehead for our First Grade side and play there regularly throughout the season. Things move positively for the Wallaby scrum. Alexander defies the odds to make the raw materiel required for THP.
2009 - I become a regular Second Grader as, being known as a scrummaging club, younger fitter men take my lead and start snapping people. The Wallaby scrum puts itself in the top three in the world.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? No such thing...