OK for those who were chasing Easter bunnies, here is quick summary of this thread:
1. Fuck those Saffers, we don't need them and they are so shit that we don't want to play them. Nobody gets up at 3am to watch the Lions kick the ball around. Let's not talk about the challenge of playing against a different game plan. We'll create our own reality. People want to see tries else it's boring. Look at the Tahs playing hot potato. Now that's rugby!
2. The Australian conference is SO good at the moment that it is PROOF that we can got it on our own.
3. Fuck the Kiwis. They must just shut up and follow our lead. After all, it's their fault that we negotiated such a shit deal.
4. Fuck the Saffers. They prop up the comp with at least two poor teams every year. We're gonna have our own ten teams and there won't be any bad teams in there. No sirree. We can start a Western Sydney team tomorrow and it will compete with the top teams. We have depth. Just look at the Force. It only took 6 years and a couple of Kiwi and Saffa imports. A jiffy really.
5. Let's have a Honkers team. Have you seen how full the stadium is when they play sevens? What, they are all tourists? Nah man they are locals dressed up as Kiwis, Saffas, Portuguese and Kenyayns. Love a good game of rugby, those Chinese. They have a perfect physique for it and soccer is dying in China as is basketball.
5. Let's have a team in Singapore. They play rugby on a cricket ground but the view is brilliant and they are getting sick of shopping so having a team of has been journeymen Saffas, Kiwis and Englishman wearing a jersey featuring their Lion will just go off. Imagine the queues for tickets when the Western Sydney Rams are in town or there is even a whiff of the Adelaide Swamprats are on their way. The food courts will run empty.
6. Let's have a Japanese team. They want in. Eddie Jones says so and everything Eddie Jones says is true. What? Who is this team? The teams are owned by corporations who will struggle to agree a contract structure that fits in with a schedule for the Tokyo Ramen Guzzlers against the Gold Coast Hangovers? This is too much detail. Don't cloud this issue with logic. I'm With Eddie. He said so.
7. Fuck the Saffers. They want a sixth team. So we want one too. Depth? Who needs it.
8. Fuck the Saffers. They fudge the numbers, take all the money, and make it expensive for everyone else to travel there.
9. Whatever anyone tells you, there will be enough money in a TV deal that involves only Kiwi and Aus teams. You want proof? That's too much detail. It sounds great so don't get so fucking nitpicky with all this detail.
10. Fuck the Saffers. They want quotas. We don't know what it is or whether it will even happen but its enough reason to get rid of them.
Sometimes a bad marriage just has to find a way of sticking together for the sake of the kids and because the alternatives simply don't look all that much better. Say good morning nicely, don't argue in front of the kids and family, establish some protocols and try to be functional, or at least appear be.