Pfitzy
Nathan Sharpe (72)
Yeah, nah, we did it in spite of your decree.
And lo! The bearded Satan, who wouldst flay open the buttocks and delve into the phallus of man with his evil, surgical knives, and who was known verily to wear the unseemly-to-look-upon Lycra, did deny the mightiness of Pfitzy.
And his twice-cursed name became thrice-cursed by the Lord himself.