Digby WTF?

[Sully]

Monday, 24th June, 2013

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STATEMENT REGARDING DIGBY IOANE​

In relation to media reports surrounding Digby Ioane Australian Rugby Union wishes to make the following statement.

ARU was only made aware late this afternoon of the issue involving Digby Ioane.

Since being made aware through media reports, ARU has worked expeditiously with Digby Ioane and Victorian Police to attend to this matter.

Digby will report to Victorian Police and will be issued with a revised court date.

No further comment will be made at this time.

 

[Hell West & Crooked]

its a growing squad, all of its own...

 

[Hell West & Crooked]

Full membership of the Four Muppeteers has been awarded.

Its a growing squad, all of its own...

MAN! I would pay good money to have heard the phone call between D.I. and the Wallaby Management when this particular cat came squealing out of it's bag this morning... how entertaining would THAT have been...

just lost a Lions Test - Bad,
Up on an Assault Charge - Worse.
Forgot to tell the Wallaby Management you're due in Court in the same City you are flying to? - PRICELESS!

 

[cyclopath]

The Tah's supporters should remember your new boyfriend Izzy is from QLD.. Also the Amazing Barnes.

So there not all that bad are they

Who is the Tah, and who are his supporters?

 

[Pfitzy]

Not like he was any fucking good on the weekend anyway. Been a very poor imitation of himself the last season

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I hate autocorrect ...

 

[biggsy]

Who is the Tah, and who are his supporters?

It thought tah was short for waratahs. My bad

 

[Paradox]

It thought tah was short for waratahs. My bad

Twas your use of the apostrophe

 

[jimmydubs]

Now you're disowning him. Next you'll say he's a kiwi... Hang on a minute

Digby is as much a Queenslander as Izzy... i.e. very much so when he's playing well.

At moment he's definitely a Victorian.

Barnes is unfortunately a born and bred Queenslander but that won't stop me calling him a mexican since his defection.

 

[jimmydubs]

Twas your use of the apostrophe

'Twas as in "It was"

 

[Hawko]

Not to step into an argument over the use of the apostrophe but the Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that Ioane will take no further part in the Lions tour as the scans on his shoulder have shown the injury is serious. He will require further scans and possible surgery.

Call the Honey Badger! If he can get MOTM then the after match interview will be legendary!

 

[en_force_er]

Call the Honey Badger! If he can get MOTM then the after match interview will be legendary!

Is HB with the Wobs currently?

He'd be a mighty fine foil to JOC (James O'Connor) and Izzy in the back 3.

 

[fatprop]

The Tah's supporters should remember your new boyfriend Izzy is from QLD.. Also the Amazing Barnes.

So there not all that bad are they

Really? what part of Minto is in Queensland?

Folau was born in Minto, New South Wales to parents of Tongan descent. He attended Lurnea Public School and Westfield Sports High School before his family moved to Brisbane in 2004

So he spent his first 15 years in NSW, two years in Qld before moving to Melbourne as a 17 yro .....................

 

[Pfitzy]

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I hate autocorrect ...

 

[biggsy]

Really? what part of Minto is in Queensland?



So he spent his first 15 years in NSW, two years in Qld before moving to Melbourne as a 17 yro .......

Thanks for that and setting me straight. Not up on my past NRL player history, should have googled.

 

[Bullrush]

^^Itz not your fault.....it's Mal Meninga's....lol

 

[Scotty]

Its a growing squad, all of its own.

MAN! I would pay good money to have heard the phone call between D.I. and the Wallaby Management when this particular cat came squealing out of it's bag this morning. how entertaining would THAT have been.

just lost a Lions Test - Bad,
Up on an Assault Charge - Worse.
Forgot to tell the Wallaby Management you're due in Court in the same City you are flying to? - PRICELESS!

ARU - Digby you missed your court date

Digby - Oh no Bro. S'okay though - got a sweet new hair cut and tat as well.

 

[Baldric]

Looks like the Wallabies are getting back to their roots by fielding a side of drunken criminals.

 

[fatprop]

Thanks for that and setting me straight. Not up on my past NRL player history, should have googled.

no worries, we won't talk about that other "Queenslander" Chris Latham either

 

[fatprop]

Looks like the Wallabies are getting back to their roots by fielding a side of drunken criminals.

We won't be fielding him, he is gone, papers said he may need a shoulder op.

So plenty of time to get his defense prepared

Seriously, this has all the hall marks of his solicitor missing a court date or thinking they had a continuance

 

[Scoey]

Seriously, this has all the hall marks of his solicitor missing a court date or thinking they had a continuance

My thoughts also. No biggie you would hope.