Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii
- Thread starter waiopehu oldboy
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Dan54
David Wilson (68)
Because they had used all their reserves, and you are only meant to come back on for bllod bin or head knock if you not a front rower!
Dan54
David Wilson (68)
^ AB 12 for mine (with AL-B 13, obviously).
My thoughts exactly!
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Forensically-Detailed Statistical Post-Match Analysis
"Hahaha, it's these same fucken clowns again, hahaha"
zer0
John Thornett (49)
Dan54
David Wilson (68)
Well to be fair , it's alwys been the law/rules. I actually agree with it, otherwise you go back to player being replace at 50 minutes, having a break and then someone else going down, so first one comes back on. F*** you meant to play 80 minutes if you not injured, so once you foff, you should stay off!
You Jafas always looking to take easy way!
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Fuck the props, get 1 of those waddling 42-minute shift puddingsharts back out there instead of leaving The Only Good Auckland Blue and Potential Heir Apparent To Sam Cane In The 7 Jersey to stagger around for 10 minutes on a broken leg like it's the Battle of Passchendaele ffs.
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Highlights:
Dan54
David Wilson (68)
Don't kid yourself mate, it would happen. Before you could sub players how often did players get 'injuries' when they got tired or played shit? Don't care what any bugger says, once you off you should stay off, though I can understand why they make exceptions for head knocks or blood as players wouldn't come off. See coaches should get in habit of saving a player or 2 to cover injuries . F***en game is getting to soft anyway with being able to wander off when you a bit tired.
Jafas should get a bit of experience playing the game with the hard boys!!
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Round: 5
Venue: New Lancaster Park
Date: Sun 20th March, 2022.
Time: 3:35 NZT
Cantabs Official MatchDay Gif:
Blues Official Matchday GIF:
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
T-minus 5 days for ignition sequence start on RD5 Apollo Blues V Death Star Lancaster Bombage.
Boosters, stable.
Valves, stable.
Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go.
Houston: "Checking command modules".
Coach Leon: "GPS new ETA: Saturday Night in Boomfa Town".
Akira: "Earth's axis, prepare for extensive boom chacka lacka".
Coach Leon: "Guidance is internal"
Rieko: "Operation Go Fuck Yourself Tony Johnson is a red hot fucken go."
Ofa: "Fuck that guy".
Nepo: "Right down his shrieking biased throat".
Captain Robinson: ".....and down and out through his jailbroken clacka".
Perofuture: "Boomfa this one TJ and Marshite, you disdainful arse clowns".
Boosters, stable.
Valves, stable.
Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go.
Houston: "Checking command modules".
Coach Leon: "GPS new ETA: Saturday Night in Boomfa Town".
Akira: "Earth's axis, prepare for extensive boom chacka lacka".
Coach Leon: "Guidance is internal"
Rieko: "Operation Go Fuck Yourself Tony Johnson is a red hot fucken go."
Ofa: "Fuck that guy".
Nepo: "Right down his shrieking biased throat".
Captain Robinson: ".....and down and out through his jailbroken clacka".
Perofuture: "Boomfa this one TJ and Marshite, you disdainful arse clowns".
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Dan54 just posted on the NZ Matches thread that this one has been brought forward to Friday night to give the 'canes extra time to cobble a team together.
Edit: make that Saturday night.
Edit: make that Saturday night.
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waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Loss Bleus have been "further impacted" by Covid.
www.newshub.co.nz
Blues' match against Crusaders in doubt as COVID-19 continues to cause chaos
The Blues have confirmed the virus is "further impacting" their squad.
www.newshub.co.nz
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Match rescheduled for Good Friday. I'm sure there's a gif or three in there that *someone* will come up with...
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
In the meantime....
Loss Bleus' Designated Messiah Easter Reunion 2022.
Loss Bleus' Designated Messiah Easter Reunion 2022.
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Loss Bleus' Designated Messiah Easter Reunion 2022.
"Oi! It's Luke Braid-Whitelock to you, Cantabrian sentry dickhead!"
--Graham Chapman in centre -- Luke Braid-Whitelock.
"Oi! It's Luke Braid-Whitelock to you, Cantabrian sentry dickhead!"
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Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
"Razor here. Your Beloved and Benevolent Leader. This Friday it is on like Donkey Kong. The you-know-who's are coming to town. We hate them. They hate us. Let us join hands and pray for the usual ref calls to all go our way as per bloody usual. Let us pray for TJ in the booth to exhort his and our brave heroes onto greater deeds, his shrieking incantations piloting us through the choppy waters, the incantation of the red and the black, Blessed Be His Fruit, Holy Be His Mic. Blessed Be The Crusaders Logo Of The Duelling Dicks and Let The Power of Deans Compel You Forever And Ever Amen ok you can all fuck off now".