Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

[Derpus]

The disparity in this comp is pretty stark outside a Brumbies game. That was a cracker. And most of the Aussie v Aussie games have been good too.

As soon as its Kiwi v Aussie its a shitshow.

 

[Wilson]

tbf relying on Doleman's incompetence to carry you home on the final play isn't smart. Richie would never have allowed it back in the day.

Look the shine on them isn't what it used to be, but they massively out smarted the blues in that final 30. Played Doleman like a fiddle and knew they were doing it. Blues a much more talented side, just not better on the field when they needed to be.

 

[Equalizer]

Cracking game.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

FFS wft was Calab Clarke doing half-arse jogging across to chase Lester for his try off the Mounga crosskick from inside his own 22? I thought ffs he must be injured.... nope, next play back up to full speed. As pea-hearted as he is pea-brained.

Princess Beaudy laughing and joking, jogs off at the end fresh as a daisy, not a speck on his uniform.

"Dear Auckland Blues. Every bloody time eh....."

 

[Brumbieman]

Thank god for that

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Age old Cantabs master class to close it out; under the kosh so just keep infringing frenetically so the ref won't know who to ping and trust the other mob are too thick/rattled to capitalise. Worked as usual.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

It's not in my nature to gloat...

... but ...

... Is that all you've got, Loss Bleus?

 

[Derpus]

Age old Cantabs master class to close it out; under the kosh so just keep infringing frenetically so the ref won't know who to ping and trust the other mob are too thick/rattled to capitalise. Worked as usual.

I believe you'll find that every fucking Kiwi side in history has done this.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Is that all you've got, Loss Bleus?

It really was. When your 1st 5 is a cotton-wooling princess mercenary-type who fancies himself as some sort of Tom Brady seppo-style quarterback instead of a committed part of the team and would rather loft up hit-and-hope crosskicks or cop out midfield bombs that go all of 15 metres and turn your guaranteed possession into a 50-50 then you are pretty much halfway fucked from the get-go.

Slackbladder and Whitelock were straight up murder in that match. All Blacks.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Highlights

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Fantastic game, though I thought the the Cru were very lucky at times in the second half not to have half their pack in the bin. That was some bloody cynical stuff in their 22 late on.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

In the calm light of day, this game was a HELL of a ding dong. TL/DR; it was gripping viewing.

Blues losing both props inside the first 13 minutes slightly rooted them. Then they reached around and rooted themselves even harder by dropping the ball over the tryline 18 times.

I dont understand wft is going on at 1st 5 with Beauden Barrett/Stephen Perofeta/Zarn Sullivan. EVERYONE can see BB is shitting on the rug of excellence and handbraking the entire enterprise. SURELY the 12 coaches can see he is completely mailing it in physically and HAS to go to FB/#23 impact player

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Resumption of Hostilities: Sat May 13, 4pm

Blues Current Form Represented In GIF Format:

Terrible juncture of the season to have to go down to The Death Star and hope not to get darthed up the clacka.

Blues playing horrifically now.

 

[Derpus]

Resumption of Hostilities: Sat May 13, 4pm

Blues Current Form Represented In GIF Format:

Terrible juncture of the season to have to go down to The Death Star and hope not to get darthed up the clacka.

Blues playing horrifically now.

Saders with a few returning and on the march to the inevitable victory at this point too.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Duck shooting season opened yesterday. You really don't want to play CruSadists at home during duck shooting season.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ Can't find the stat but from memory in the Razor era CruSadists have only lost once at home in May or June vs three or four times in March or April.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Beaugan's late scratching last night is being reported as an Achilles issue so he must now be in some doubt.

 

[Hawko]

Beaugan's late scratching last night is being reported as an Achilles issue so he must now be in some doubt.

That would probably improve the Blues future performance if the players were picked in their right positions.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

That would probably improve the Blues future performance if the players were picked in their right positions.

Mate it's Loss Bleus, picking players out of position since 1996...

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Crusaders: 1-Joey Moody, 2-Codie Taylor, 3-Tamaiti Williams, 4-Scott Barrett, 5-Quinten Strange, 6-Christian Lio-Willie, 7-Tom Christie, 8-Cullen Grace, 9-Mitchell Drummond, 10-Richie Mo'unga, 11-Leicester Fainga'anuku, 12-David Havili, 13-Braydon Ennor, 14-Dallas McLeod, 15-Will Jordan. Reserves: 16-Brodie McAlister, 17-Kershawl Sykes-Martin, 18-Oliver Jager, 19-Zach Gallagher, 20-Sione Havili Talitui, 21-Noah Hotham, 22-Fergus Burke, 23-Jack Goodhue.

Blues: 1-Ofa Tuungafasi, 2-Ricky Riccitelli, 3-Marcel Renata, 4-Patrick Tuipulotu, 5-Sam Darry, 6-Adrian Choat, 7-Dalton Papali'i, 8-Hoskins Sotutu, 9-Finlay Christie, 10-Beauden Barrett, 11-Caleb Clark, 12-Harry Plummer, 13-Rieko Ioane, 14-Mark Telea, 15-Zarn Sullivan. Reserves: 16-Kurt Eklund, 17-Jordan Lay, 18-James Lay, 19-Cam Suafoa, 20-Akira Ioane, 21-Sam Nock, 22-Bryce Heem, 23-AJ Lam.