Bruce I always enjoy reading what you have to say because it is insightful, reasoned and balanced, but on this occasion, I can't agree about Helmet. He is Captain obvious and dull as Clarke's commentary. I've said before on another thread that Horan is perhaps the best 12 I've seen for the Wallabies (though that was when we thought the 12 was a second five-eigth, but I digress), but the more he opens his mouth the less I like him.
As for the others, we all know Marto is incompetent, though it amuses me when all say he is such a one-eyed Reds fan. He is the first to panic and jump off them if things look shaky, closely followed by Timmy who tends to yell 'trouble!' all too often regarding the Reds in defence. Then again, maybe they're both such fans they fret like they're still a a part of it and just want to run on and sort it out.
Kafe is the only one who usually seems to earn his dollars and spends time analysing the game, though he does spend an inordinate amount of time justifying some of the horseshit the Brumbies are putting on in defence, as per last Saturday when he said it was fine to give away penalties when you back your defence. Sounds and looks like Springboks 2006-07 to me and it brings little to the game.
Frankly, I rate Justin Marshall as the fairest and most thoughtful of commentators (god I never thought I'd say that given my disdain for him as an All Black). I find Grant Nisbett pretty good and the newer kiwi commentator, Scotty Stevenson, is pretty funny and of the three, TJ tends to lean to a pro-kiwi slant depending on which NZ Province is playing, though still good and all of them are entertaining and clearly know the game. I think without his stats sheet, Clarkey could just as well be calling the Dapto Dogs for all the feel he has for the game. Oh for the time when we had Gordon Bray giving us some obscure snippet about Toutai Kefu's cousin's plumber who once sang the national anthem at the world crab tying championships when it was last held in Kiribati...........then again that used to annoy the hell out of me as a kid.
Hugh Blaaaaaaden is great. Mental, but nobody can pronounce a player's name like that, or as badly quite often. Bros is pretty funny and just seems to love the game (a little too much perhaps).
That is all.