Already requests are rolling in for advice from the Schmoo!
One rapturous reader asks "Can somebody ask Schmoo where I can get one of those outfits to wear to the all-you-can-eat night at the Dee Why RSL?"
We've asked the Schmoo, and his official suggestion is try
Dural Dance Costumes, that's where he got his. Unfortunately, without the addition of rock scissors and paper power it looks like an ordinary unicorn outfit. Add a bit of the Schmoo and you'll be set to take Dee Why by storm!
Rock, Scissors, Paper - by your powers combined, I am Captain Schmoo!