Blues v Highlanders, Rd 18, 2015

[boyo]

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[teach]

Blues coughing up ball far too easily. The Clan 20 nil up at oranges.

 

[teach]

Kirwan looks a broken man.

 

[Inside Shoulder]

I hope Sir John's bod language was a bit different when he addressed the troops.
I cant recall a more downcast coach.

 

[teach]

I,m not surprised when you hear the commentators mention blues are losing turnover ball or making a handling error at a rate more than 1 a minute.

 

[teach]

Bonus point try!

 

[teach]

Pryor in!

 

[teach]

32 nil with kick to come

 

[cyclopath]

I hope @Dismal Pillock is in his happy place. This is ugly.

 

[teach]

Try to Latta. The Clan now lead the Highlander development squad by 39 to 0

 

[teach]

Blues in.

 

[AngrySeahorse]

Blues finally go in. I'm as excited as Al Gore.

 

[zer0]

Glad to see both teams doing their patriotic duty by trying to get rid of Kirwan.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

I hope @Dismal Pillock is in his happy place. This is ugly.

I think we all know @Dismal is ALWAYS in his happy place, it's just that it sometimes looks so much like everyone else's unhappy place that the rest've us can't always tell the difference

Chiefs now with a real mountain to climb tomorrow night............

 

[qwerty51]

Two great cross-field kick tries at Eden Park in the last 2 weeks.

 

[teach]

What a try! B smith in as Osborne knocks a Sopoaga kick back into play.
44-7

 

[teach]

Season over for the Blues. Highlanders now have a great chance to host a home game next week unless the Chiefs utterly rampage tomorrow night.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

I hope @Dismal Pillock is in his happy place. This is ugly.

Last heard he was back on the Pitcairns. Something about a problem in the server room at Gunston Global.

 

[cyclopath]

Last heard he was back on the Pitcairns. Something about a problem in the server room at Gunston Global.

I hear Wayne just picked up this petaflop server cheap, but they're having a problem with the solar cells to run it.........

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^^^ pretty sure he's still holed up in the North Korean consulate in Tokyo, seeking asylum for himself & the other ~40 members of Ngati Bloos. Apparently they're bring ridiculed from the Bombays to the Bluff for being a bit crap at rugby...... wait a minute, wait a minute.....

BREAKING NEWS: North Korea has refused to grant asylum to the still-unidentified person holed up in their Tokyo consulate & claiming to represent ~40 members of the Ngati Bloos minority who he claims are bring ridiculed in their homeland for being crap at rugby.

"The Great Leader, being the World's foremost expert on all things rugby, watched tonight's match with great interest" a North Korean official said "and he was not pleased by what he saw. People have been executed by anti-aircraft artillery for less. Ngati Bloos are not welcome here. They can fuck off to the Pitcairns for all we care. And they can take their so-called spokesman/ advocate with them. In fact that's a non-negotiable".