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George Smith (75)
BREAKING NEWS: the unidentified New Zealander holed up in North Korea's Tokyo consulate has broken his silence to claim that he will soon be joined by ~40 members of his minority Ngati Bloos people who he says are escaping persecution in their native NZ on the grounds of being not very good at rugby, that being a grave offence in that country. "it's gotten to the point" he said " that a Bloo can't even go to downtown Onehunga to see what time it is on the broken clock without people pointing & snickering at them....... It's intolerable. At least in North Korea no one will know who the fuck we are & we can live out our lives in obscurity & perhaps, just maybe, forget that we once were Bloos".
17 spokespeople for the United Nations agency responsible for refugees all commented (upon strict condition of anonymity) "Yeah, well, we don't really give a flying fuck, actually."
17 spokespeople for the United Nations agency responsible for refugees all commented (upon strict condition of anonymity) "Yeah, well, we don't really give a flying fuck, actually."
