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Bloos v CruSadists

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waiopehu oldboy

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George Smith (75)
It's on!

Match No.110: Blues v Crusaders
Date : Saturday 6 June 2015
Venue : Eden Park, Auckland
Kick Off local: 19:35 local, 17:35 AEST, 09:35 SAST
Referee: Chris Pollock
Assistant Ref 1:Ben O'Keeffe
Assistant Ref 2:Jamie Nutbrown
TMO : Ben Skeen

Blues: 1. Sam Prattley , 2. James Parsons (c) , 3. Ofa Tu'ungafasi , 4. Will Lloyd , 5. Josh Bekhuis , 6. Joe Edwards , 7. Brendon O'Connor , 8. Airi Hunt , 9. Jimmy Cowan , 10. Ihaia West , 11. Melani Nanai , 12. George Moala , 13. Hamish Northcott , 14. Ben Lam , 15. Matt Vaega. Replacements: 16. Keven Mealamu , 17. Nic Mayhew , 18. Sione Mafileo , 19. Hayden Triggs , 20. Chris Vui , 21. Jamison Gibson-Park , 22. Simon Hickey , 23. Matt McGahan.

Crusaders: 1 Wyatt Crockett , 2 Codie Taylor, 3 Owen Franks ,4 Luke Romano, 5 Dominic Bird ,6 Matt Todd ,7 Richie McCaw (c), 8 Jordan Taufua ,9 Mitchell Drummond ,10 Dan Carter ,11 Nemani Nadolo ,12 David Havili ,13 Robbie Fruean ,14 Nafi Tuitavake ,15 Tom Taylor. Replacements: 16 Ben Funnell ,17 Alex Hodgman,18 Nepo Laulala ,19 Sam Whitelock,20 Luke Whitelock, 21 Andy Ellis ,22 Ryan Crotty, 23 Kieron Fonotia

Plenty on the line here, not least the awful prospect of having an avatar, signature & God knows what else foisted on me by the evil genius Dismal Pillock who is, moderaters please note, already playing dirty by employing this bloke to stalk me:

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Clearly Gunston Investigations haven't heard of body cams, they're still using the old video camera under the toupee method of gathering incriminating evidence such as this:

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/web-blog-of-waiopehu-oldboy.15617/#post-749719

More later..............
 
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George Smith (75)
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waiopehu oldboy said:
It's on!

Match No.110: Blues v Crusaders
Date : Saturday 6 June 2015
Venue : Eden Park, Auckland
Kick Off local: 19:35 local, 17:35 AEST, 09:35 SAST
Referee: Chris Pollock
Assistant Ref 1:Ben O'Keeffe
Assistant Ref 2:Jamie Nutbrown
TMO : Ben Skeen

Blues: 1. Sam Prattley , 2. James Parsons (c) , 3. Ofa Tu'ungafasi , 4. Will Lloyd , 5. Josh Bekhuis , 6. Joe Edwards , 7. Brendon O'Connor , 8. Airi Hunt , 9. Jimmy Cowan , 10. Ihaia West , 11. Melani Nanai , 12. George Moala , 13. Hamish Northcott , 14. Ben Lam , 15. Matt Vaega. Replacements: 16. Keven Mealamu , 17. Nic Mayhew , 18. Sione Mafileo , 19. Hayden Triggs , 20. Chris Vui , 21. Jamison Gibson-Park , 22. Simon Hickey , 23. Matt McGahan.

Crusaders: 1 Wyatt Crockett , 2 Codie Taylor, 3 Owen Franks ,4 Luke Romano, 5 Dominic Bird ,6 Matt Todd ,7 Richie McCaw (c), 8 Jordan Taufua ,9 Mitchell Drummond ,10 Dan Carter ,11 Nemani Nadolo ,12 David Havili ,13 Robbie Fruean ,14 Nafi Tuitavake ,15 Tom Taylor. Replacements: 16 Ben Funnell ,17 Alex Hodgman,18 Nepo Laulala ,19 Sam Whitelock,20 Luke Whitelock, 21 Andy Ellis ,22 Ryan Crotty, 23 Kieron Fonotia

Plenty on the line here, not least the awful prospect of having an avatar, signature & God knows what else foisted on me by the evil genius Dismal Pillock who is, moderaters please note, already playing dirty by employing this bloke to stalk me:

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Clearly Gunston Investigations haven't heard of body cams, they're still using the old video camera under the toupee method of gathering incriminating evidence such as this:

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/web-blog-of-waiopehu-oldboy.15617/#post-749719

More later......
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That's a toupee?
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
Looks like it's a clear evening in D'Auckland with just a gentle breeze. This being D'Auckland, however, the game may actually kick off in a cross-fire hurricane: four seasons in one day doesn't come close to describing the place.............

TAB says CruSadists $1.20-$4.20 Bloos but likely by 12 or under.

Foxtel just put up footage of the CruSadists getting off their bus & the Bloos already in their change-room trying desperately to pull a hammy or whatever pre-flogging............
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
CruSadists have taken the field, Bloos appear to be still hiding in the sheds but now being shooed out............

A moment of silence for Jerry Collins. Coupla shots of him up on the big screen. Nicely done: respectful without being overly sentimental.
 
Slim 293

Slim 293

Stirling Mortlock (74)
Dear commentators, learn the rules before embarking on 2 minute whinge about the "softening" of the game...............
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
^^^^^^^^ with TJ & Marshy in the comms box & Merts on the sideline this could get seriously bitchy if the unthinkable should happen..............
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
Fruean (?) goes close but held up, 5m scrum. Nadolo may be involved in the next phase........... Nup, Taufua off the back goes close but not over, Bloos pinged for collapsing it, scrum option taken. Held up,again, another penalty, another scrum.
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
Scrum PK CruSadists right in front & will surely take the 3. And do, 10-6. DC now has 100+ points in a Super Rugby season for the 10th time.
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
Try Romano, TMO checking the quick throw but looks OK even without my red & black-tinted glasses on. Given, 17-6 as DC adds the extras.
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
BREAKING NEWS: an unidentified man, believed to be a New Zealander, has rocked up to the North Korean consulate in Tokyo demanding asylum. Details are sketchy at this time but an unidentafiable Japanese official has leaked a CCTV image:

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He also said, upon condition of anonymity, "frankly, we've been trying to get rid've him for a while now so it's kinda a win-win situation. Can I interest you in some whale meat? Guaranteed fresh from our most recent & productive scientific research."
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
Fruean looks gone. FFS how much bad luck can a player have?

Luke Whitelock becomes the 4th of his flock (can't use clan or tribe can I, those being taken already, & Cant'y does have a whole lotta sheep) to rack up 50 Super Rugby appearances.
 
waiopehu oldboy

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
^^^^^^ esp after that long overdue PT. Not gonna call it just yet, my record in that respect being a touch kiss-of-death-like :).

I'll call it if McGod gets the green light, though. Nah, TIG so restart from the 22 which is odd 'cos isn't TIG a lineout 5m out? Oh well, whatever.

Justice is served, Todd with the BP try & I'm now prepared to call it: CruSadists may go on to win from here. DC makes it 34-6.
 
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