Bledisloe #1 New Zealand vs Australia, August 7 2021

[Dismal Pillock]

Date: Aug 7 2021.
Location: Eden Park, Auckland, NZ

New Zealand Team Match Day GIF:

Australian Team Match Day GIF:

 

[KOB1987]

Bring. It. On. !

 

[Dismal Pillock]

"Saturday. Yay. Can't wait. I remember
when Saturdays were a thing. Shut that
curtain on your way out would ya cnut, thanks".

 

[cyclopath]

Bring. It. On. !

You know what's gonna happen but you want to feel the pain anyway!

 

[Pfitzy]

You know what's gonna happen but you want to feel the pain anyway!

Anything will look like Awesome Squared compared to the fucking dirge that is the Lions Series.

 

[Sully]

Ahh, the beautiful honeymoon period before the first Bledisloe when we think maybe this year we're a chance. It last right up until the game starts and I realise we're still 5 years behind.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Anything will look like Awesome Squared compared to the fucking dirge that is the Lions Series.

All parties involved with that excruciating exercise in Anti-Rugby should be dragged up before a Crimes Against Rugby Sport Everything Tribunal to answer for their activities.

Rassie: "Sir, we were merely trying to win the rugby football ma
Judge: "The court finds you GUILTY on all counts of completely failing to grasp the point as to why these 'sporting' fixtures exist in the first place. An hour-long youtube tutorial detailing how dat vewwy, vewwy naughty wefereee dun you wong? You giant putty-brained dingleberry. Get the fuck out of my courtroom. The court finds you guilty on all counts of being a numb-skulled shart-clasper".

 

[KOB1987]

Ahh, the beautiful honeymoon period before the first Bledisloe when we think maybe this year we're a chance. It last right up until the game starts and I realise we're still 5 years behind.

I'm waiting for the first 'the ABs will put 80 on us if we play like we did in the France series'.

 

[RugbyReg]

the ABs will put 80 on us if we play like we did in the France series

 

[Tomikin]

the ABs will put 80 on us if we play like we did in the France series

We need to select from overseas Skelton / Kerivi / Arnolds x2 / and Quade should be 10 and play Hooper in the centers he already plays there

 

[Derpus]

We need to select from overseas Skelton / Kerivi / Arnolds x2 / and Quade should be 10 and play Hooper in the centers he already plays there

Took me a moment to realise this was tongue in cheek.

 

[dru]

OK Rennie, let’s go. With you all the way.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I'm waiting for the first 'the ABs will put 80 on us if we play like we did in the France series'.
KOB1987, Today at 12:29 PM

the ABs will put 80 on us if we play like we did in the France series
RugbyReg, Today at 12:36 PM

7 minutes, an excellent time, all things considered.

 

[RugbyReg]

7 minutes, an excellent time, all things considered.

would have got there earlier, but was doing an ab workout.

 

[Braveheart81]

would have got there earlier, but was doing an ab workout.

With GunstonAbs you could have been done with your ab workout in 5 minutes and been back shitposting two minutes sooner.

 

[cyclopath]

would have got there earlier, but was doing an ab workout.

Which ab?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

was doing an ab workout.

Bit early in the day to be drinking.

#no_judgment

 

[Pfitzy]

would have got there earlier, but was doing an ab workout.

In a thread of pure chicanery, this is a standout.

 

[dillyboy]

the ABs will put 80 on us if we play like we did in the France series

I'm going to call it early & say it's because "too many tahs...."

 

[dillyboy]

Which ab?

I hear Aaron Smith is a bit loose ....