Aus were a shit sandwich in the first 20.
 
NZ were marginally better but still a generally shitty shambles.
 
Aus forwards then lifted and went berko (Pocock and Hooper went rabid) while NZ 
played it casual, too cool for school, fuck the rucks lets fan out and save ourselves for our legendary last 20,, GET SOME OF THIS  TENURED FUCKING CROCKERY OUT OF THERE. WOODCOCK AND FRANKS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
 
Old, slow, creaky and too cool for fucxkn skool
 
Carter made his tackles but waddled around offering nothing going forward. SOPOAGA PLEASE.
 
The "NZ forwards with hands like backs" shtick came badly unglued for a while there in first half.
 
Money Bill, get him off, he's just a nothing. Not a bloke for the trenches. Big fuckin pansy ball in hand. Chicken. Ponderous. Lost. Struggling. Get Fekitoa in there, jesus. At least he's got some instincts for the game, this is the All Blacks, not poncing about getting up to speed with the Pt Chev Midwives Burn Clinic 3rd XV
 
Ben Smith flew at AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper) as he went in for his try in the corner and barely knocked him off stride!
 
Retallick made some stops late on but looked way too indecisive and upright
 
Nehe Milner Skuddar. Holy shit. If Hansen hasnt got the nuts to pick this guy in his World Cup squad, and hiff out Jane and Dagg, he's looking at a 1991.
 
Savea should lose his jersey to Piutau on form iHomo
 
Aaron Smith. 
KICK. IT. OUT. That was fuckign garbage
 
Kieran Read with some fuckin village madness out there too. A very unbecoming look. Mad how these blokes can pretty much do ANYTHING (When was Read anointed successor to Captain, goddamn 2008??) and not get dropped, give him a rocket and dump him for Vito 
SOME OF THESE TENURED FORWARD FUCKS NEED A FUCKIN FIRE LIT UNDER THEIR ARSES. they looked like the Crusaders out there tonight, jogging around, side to side, hold on Read, Mccaw, Franks, Laulala, Codie Taylor, Romano,
 they were the fuckkin Crusaders
 
Farewell at Eden park for all those ponderous sleepy tenured bastards? 
JESUS. FUCK THE LOT OF THEM, THEY CAN WALK HOME.
 
Thoroughly deserved win to Aus, last 50 mins they brought home the bacon, just wanted it far more.
 
ps Nic White comes on and
 wins them the fucking game.
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
	
"YOU BETTER F**KIN BELIEVE IT PAL."
--Nic White seen here ambling back to halfway 
having just won Australia the f**king game.