Look, I think deep down we all know what really happened here.
KB (Kurtley Beale) and QC (Quade Cooper) were "relaxing" after a spot of cardio training along the river: both boys are notoriously dedicated trainers, and both have been concerned about the impact of hotel food on their athletic physiques, in combination with the deleterious effects of lower-than-usual training volumes.
Jogging back to the hotel, their energy levels were flagging.
"Victory?" said Kurtley. "Does that really say victory?"
Quade rubbed his eyes, looked ahead at the mirage-like sign and said "Bra, I think that's a sign"
"A sign of what? You think it means we're gonna win against Wales?" Kurtley asked, in awe of Quade's immense intellect.
"Nah bro, I think it's like an actual sign. Not a metaphorical one" Quade said
"What's a met-..a metaf... What do you mean bra?"
"Look it's too hard to explain, bruss. Let's go take a closer look"
And so off they went, in search of a Victory. They went inside to explore the architecture, the bars, the people in there, the bathrooms (which they punished btw), leaving no stone unturned in their quest to find out what made up the Victory. Geez they must have spent hours researching, intent on taking the information back to their teammates at the team meeting. Finally Quade turned to Kurtley and said
"Bra, I think I know what a Victory is made of".
KB (Kurtley Beale) nodded in agreement with his sage companion. "Ok bra, let's go"
On their way out, more relaxed than ever before, KB (Kurtley Beale) remembered he hadn't done his shoulder exercises, which he knew he had to do before he tucked himself into bed. As he raised his arm over his head to mobilise the joint, he accidentally lightly brushed a security guard. Unfortunately the security guard recognised him immediately and took his opportunity to engage him in fisticuffs. KB (Kurtley Beale) mistook this for further cardio training, and well, the rest is history.
That's what we're all picturing, right?