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[oztimmay]

You should have listened to Wesley Snipes, Dismal.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

CruSadists v Bloos a week from tomorrow. We on?

 

[cyclopath]

CruSadists v Bloos a week from tomorrow. We on?

Pleeeeeeeeeease make it so!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

if cyclo's not taking that one then I will.

Would understand if he did though.

After the Cantabs ship 74 points in ONE MATCH in pre-season? MAKES SENSE. OH YES. The punters should be queuing up.

Also, ANY rugby expert will tell you pre-season matches give a VITAL indication as to final standing prospects in August. MAKES SENSE.

i see Kieran Read has cancelled his precious "yeah Super 15, when I'm good and ready pal" mini-sabbatical despite having been on fuckin holiday since November last year

not sure of bet losers punishment yet, probably just the standard avatar and signature rights plus 17 paragraph pictorial essay on the Auckland Blues dynasty 2016-2026




































ps by the way just chucking this pic out there preemptively in case anyone ever decides to ever slag me off about anything:

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

So is that "yeah, nah" or "nah, yeah"? I'm gonna assume the latter & prepare accordingly

 

[oztimmay]

I submit this gem as an Avatar for DP.

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[waiopehu oldboy]

Possible caption: "Tasesa Leavea would've attempted one've his trademark grubbers, but sadly the service from Byron Kelleher was so poor it ended up hitting Luke McAllister in the ballsack region".

Thoughts?

 

[oztimmay]

That works WOB. Could we link the tennis ball with Kelleher's head?


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[waiopehu oldboy]

Possibly. But just 'cos you can doesn't mean you should. OTOH, it's @DP's head we're potentially messing with so, hey, why not? What's the worst thing that could happen?

 

[oztimmay]

He could go postal, jake style.

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[waiopehu oldboy]

Yeah, well, he is from Onehunga so a full on Jakethemuss situation cannot be ruled out..................

 

[oztimmay]

Yeah but if the blues win the cup will be this Jake. After beating the Highlanders tonight, you never know...

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[Dismal Pillock]

So is that "yeah, nah" or "nah, yeah"? I'm gonna assume the latter & prepare accordingly

I'm in.
Blues win, I have your avatar and sig for a week. PLUS you have to shoehorn a compliment to Isaia Toeava into EVERY post you make for the next week

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

I'm in.
Blues win, I have your avatar and sig for a week. PLUS you have to shoehorn a compliment to Isaia Toeava into EVERY post you make for the next week

Alrighty........

Brain slightly less frazzled now I've distilled that 80 mins of CruSadist magnificence into 200 words for the blog so:

Avatar:

Signature: TBC but the most outrageous thing you've ever posted (it's a big file so may take a while to locate but trust me, I will find it).

Penalty post: a match review in three parts, under the headings contained in the avatar.

Note that I'm taking it easy on you, I reckon you took one for the team pre-RWC QF by tipping the Frogs, thereby ensuring their flogging by virtue of the fact that you appear to be able to out-kiss-of-death Pacino himself:

 

[Dismal Pillock]

ha, avatar's not too bad, bit reminiscent of one of my old records from back in the day

Jesus, a 3-part match review of that shit? Nothing fucking happened! The Blues cross-eyed hooker threw 12 wonky lineouts, the tight 5 wandered around like lost puddings, then the final whistle went and everyone pissed off home!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

A Crusaders vs Blues Match Review in 3 Movements.

*sorry, "Robson and Crane" weren't able to make it so they sent the Blues tight 5 instead.


Wretch

Because the law forbids merchants players from Syracuse Auckland to enter Ephesus the Cantabs half of the field at New Lancaster Park, elderly Syracusian trader Egeon youthful Blues players face execution a severe touching up when discovered in the city half. They can only escape by paying a fine of a thousand marks endeavoring to fuck up every future effort to retread such virtuous steps. They tell their sad story to Solinus, Duke of Ephesus a spewing Coach Tana at halftime. In his youth, Tana had married and had twin sons voyaged to the forbidden zone and even laid waste to the foul temple of Lancaster.

"A toaded wretch who wishes to enter the Cantabs half of New Lancaster Park in 2016? Whoever heard of such a thing!"


Reclamation

Soon afterwards, the family Blues made a sea voyage another expedition bound hopefully for the Cantabs half, and were hit by a tempest. Egeon Blues forwards lashed himself themselves to the main-mast with one son and one slave, other Blues players while his their wife wives was rescued by one boat were probably down at Briscoes shopping for more fucking "interior goods",

That same day, Antipholus of Syracuse the Blues backs arrive in Ephesus, searching for his brother the Cantabs half. He is They are confounded when the identical Dromio of Ephesus Cantab defenders appear almost immediately, denying any knowledge of the money half and asking him them home to dinner piss off back to Briscoes, where their wives are probably waiting and it's starting to get dark, don't you know.

Aftermath: The Pink Option.

 

[cyclopath]

ha, avatar's not too bad, bit reminiscent of one of my old records from back in the day

Jesus, a 3-part match review of that shit? Nothing fucking happened! The Blues cross-eyed hooker threw 12 wonky lineouts, the tight 5 wandered around like lost puddings, then the final whistle went and everyone pissed off home!

They can be small parts.

 

[boyo]

Is that possible?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Found @Dismal's penalty signature on this very thread:

Disgracefully, I am betting against the AB's this weekend.

A big one, avatar & signature for the remainder of 2015 RWC.

I will gladly sport whatever horrors you send my way because that will mean NZ have won.

After an entire season of tenured crockery rogery I just cannot see 80 minutes as enough time for NZ to magically gain purchase on this dry powder magic beans lever the coaches seem so sure exists.

12-15 loss.

Fucking France.

ps yes i know i am **NATIONAL DISGRACE** why dont I just hand in my passport, my dogs passport and my Patea Maori Club Membership Card while I'm at it jesus

(Nek minnit All Black axe murderers 62 - 13 French fluffy bunnies)

A touch long-winded but no worse than @MHCS's life-size Wobblies logo

 

[Dismal Pillock]

haha, brutal.
Wish I'd known Coach Hansen was using the pool games as opposed training runs and flogging the team to hell and back at midweek practices!