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[cyclopath]

Right you are then. Am about to go offline to repair to the lotus position and begin the mumbled karmic chant of Indescribable Wordage in readiness for the Holy Gospel According to Mccaw, will be back here 3 hours from now to run around naked all up and down your silly little internet space, get ready for an avatar featuring Colin Meads in jet-black speedos.

Over here, they'd be known as jit-black duck-stuckers.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

PM dispatched to Cyclopath, my entire 33-strong screenshotter staff are now on stand-by...

 

[Pfitzy]

You are just in a different reality to the rest of us

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Auckland Blues vs NSFW Warratahs Mar 28 2015, I feel the planets are starting to align today for a Paremoremo jailbreak, yes, a blitzkrieging backline facial all up and down the NSFW arse region.
Piutau moved back to fullback, the AB's biffed in as a last resort, Moala with his pants on, oh yes, who among you will DARE to wager not only your avatar but also your signature space AND your daft little team iconography up in the corner there? WHO?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Today's wager: the Blues to tip over the Highlanders.

If you win: whatever. Do your worst. This one's a lock for the Blues. Only a madman would take this one on.

If I win: In every post you make for the following week, you MUST shoehorn in a compliment of Blues legend Isaia Toeava somewhere into the post. I will be checking.

In every post you make for the following week, you also must use the word "totes" somewhere in the post. I'm not sure what "totes" means exactly as I'm not a 13 year old girl (I'm 15 years old with no fixed gender), I guess it means "totally", as in "I totes understand, hon." Obviously, you do not want to lose this bet. But you will.

 

[ChargerWA]

I'll take that bet. If you lose you have to write a 250 word post on the virtues of James Oconnor and make it sound genuine.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I'll take that bet. If you lose you have to write a 250 word post on the virtues of James Oconnor and make it sound genuine.

haha oh shit, youre on.
making it sound genuine, you bastard, that is an enormous challenge
http://captiongenerator.com/22668/James-OConner-Interview

 

[cyclopath]

Let the madness begin.

 

[ChargerWA]

haha oh shit, youre on.
making it sound genuine, you bastard, that is an enormous challenge
http://captiongenerator.com/22668/James-OConner-Interview

It's only 250 words. If you start now you could conceivably finish it before the game ends.

I'll start you off.

If he was in a boy band he would be the "bad" one.

 

[teach]

This is going to be good.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear Moderating Team.

Please BAN me from this forum and remove all of my posts.

I joined this forum by accident and I just realised it just this second.


Thank you.

--D.Pillock.

 

[cyclopath]

It's gotta be all in the third person.
Remember "brand".
GIFs expected.

 

[cyclopath]

Dear Moderating Team.

Please BAN me from this forum and remove all of my posts.

I joined this forum by accident and I just realised it just this second.


Thank you.

--D.Pillock.

No.
I will self-immolate the site before you get out of this.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The Virtues of James O'Connor

--by James O'Connor.

Hello.

James O'Connor here.

James O'Connor is many things to many people.

Here is a complete list, in bullet-point format, of the many things that James O'Connor is to many people.

In summary, here is a list of the virtues of James O'Connor:

• proud
• humble
• virtuous
• Australian
• has own teeth
• is tall
• is handsome
• is industrious
• can kick off either foot
• can play rugby
• once went to Woolongong

The rumours you may have heard are true; James O'Connor did once travel to Auckland, New Zealand.

As an infant.

James O'Connor's childhood in NZ was not easy.

James O'Connor has fully recovered from these horrific experiences in this terrible, terrible country and in fact uses the experiences to make himself a stronger person.

James O'Connor gets on very well with all of his rugby coaches these days, especially the Queensland Reds coach Mr Richard Graham, a coach with whom he shares a very special bond:

James O'Connor is very close to Coach Graham.

In closing, here is yet another list detailing the further virtues of James O'Connor:

• has own brand.
• has kissed a girl.
• has own teeth.
• has ridden a bicycle.
• once read a book.
• once went to France.
• once went to Woolongong.
• likes black people.
• likes asian people.
• likes most chinamen
• likes Coach Graham.
• has been to Coach Graham's house.
• has left Coach Graham's house numerous times.

Thank you for reading all the way to the end of James O'Connor's essay entitled "The Virtues of James O'Connor".


Regards,

--James.

 

[Sully]

Do you guys think he sounded genuine? Man of the match winner James O'Connor deserves more than repeated sentences

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Do you guys think he sounded genuine? Man of the match winner James O'Connor deserves more than repeated sentences

I did my best.

I have a confession to make.

My name is not James O'Connor.

My name is Dismal Pillock and I am 4 years old.

 

[Wilson]

I don't buy it, what if Dismal actually is JOC (James O'Connor) and just wants us to think he was pretending to be JOC (James O'Connor)?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I don't buy it, what if Dismal actually is JOC (James O'Connor) and just wants us to think he was pretending to be JOC (James O'Connor)?

Man, even I am getting confused now. I think this may be the residual effects of a very, very heavy head knock I suffered back in my early childhood in N.Z.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^^ were you the target or the projectile?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Do you guys think he sounded genuine? Man of the match winner James O'Connor deserves more than repeated sentences

I thought it was at least as sincere as The Brand's most recent apology...........