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[Dismal Pillock]

I wager that the moribund and rudderless Auckland Blues will upset the table topping Shawks next weekend in Rd 15

Who will bet against me and risk having to bear an avatar AND signature of my choice for one entire week. The opposite of course also applies.

 

[Muttonbird]

I'll take you on.

 

[kiap]

Surely first dibs must go to a Sharkie supporter, or at least a Saffa?

 

[Hugh Jarse]

It could be cumulative. ie If Shorks beat Surgeon Kirwan's Blues, and 10 Gaggerlanders (saffer or otherwise) take DP on, , then for 10 weeks DP will have his avatar dictated for one week at a time by each of the bet winners.

Conversely DP gets to have some fun.

Sounds fair to me.

 

[Baldric]

You are on Dismal Pee.
Shorks by ten

 

[Muttonbird]

Surely first dibs must go to a Sharkie supporter, or at least a Saffa?

Whatever for? I actually live in Auckland which is closer to the fray than anyone else here.

If Dismal is going to get his testicles out on a match I think the Blues have no hope of winning then I'll bet on it.

 

[kiap]

Whatever for? I actually live in Auckland which is closer to the fray than anyone else here.

If Dismal is going to get his testicles out on a match I think the Blues have no hope of winning then I'll bet on it.

If Dismal takes you on, and I think he will, then of course!

But he doesn't have to take the first offer.

It's better theatre if it's someone who actually gives a shit about the Shorks.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I'll take you on.

you're on.Sorry Baldric, first in iHomo. Feel free to venture away your valuable signage spaceage in this thread though

Jarse's idea is interesting although 10 weeks of gleeful Australians taking turns rubbing my face in enormous 2 billion gigabyte pics of Quade in his mums gruds is a bit terrifying

 

[Muttonbird]

It's better theatre if it's someone who actually gives a shit about the Shorks.

Hey, I do! I like Jake-ball.

 

[Muttonbird]

Come Saturday night this birdie has a face full of buckshot headed directly towards his tiny little ballmeat:

Bring it. I believe in good coaching, not amateur hour.

 

[Blue]

Like Donkey Kong.

 

[Lindommer]

GO BLUES!

 

[Hawko]

GO BLUES!

This would have two grand outcomes:

1. The Sharks would come back to the pack, where they deserve to be. Playing eight games against the SA conference is too much of a leg-up.
2. It would freshen up the Blues chances of participating in the finals, which would make it harder for the NZ teams to get 4 or 5 points when playing them.

As a side benefit it would also be a screw-you to Jakeball, which I hate.

Can't see it happening though, the Blues forwards have not impressed this year.

 

[whatty]

Blues by 5. Blues will end up top of the NZ conference..

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Blues will end up top of the NZ conference..

You must be on drugs

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ only once?

 

[whatty]

You must be on drugs but

Maybe, worth A avatar challenge i recon.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Almost won the bet @Dismal Pillock. Damn fine go by Surgeon Kirwan's lads.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Blues come up short 23-29, a valiant effort shot in the nuts by this bench-faced muntoid:

Auckland Blues player told to "f**king walk home".

--NZ Herald--

Auckland Blues coach Sir John Kirwan has told benchwarming birdbrained penalty infringer Sam Prattley he can "fucking well walk home" from tonight's match in Albany. Prattley lives 400 miles away, over the Harbour Bridge, in a tent in Onehunga. With his mum. And her boyfriend. Who is Prattley's brother. Adopted brother.

"We're all family."
-S.Prattley.

In related news, I have assumed the position and await my punishment as decreed by some internet psycho located in Ellerslie

 

[Muttonbird]

Finally I win something.

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Say what you like about that Muttonbird, but he sure knows his rugby.

Enjoy.