Highlander's occasional "Good God anything but Uni Work" Long post
Super Rugby. NPC. Currie Cup. Top 14. ProD2. English Premiership. English Championship. Pro12. These are the leagues whom are professional, more than a year old, and mostly easy to find squads in English.
If a player is playing for a team in one of these leagues for the 16/17 season, isn't signed to an Aussie Rugby side in 2017, and isn't David Pocock (because I just realised I forgot him) he should be somewhere in this list. If he isn't well, this was an exercise in boredom relief. No guarantees are made on accuracy.
* Indicates Selected for a different national side
** I don't know If still eligible for Aus
*** Actually a prop but I'm cheating
My "Competent Wallabies" Side
1. Mike Allalatola (Crusaders)
2. John Ulugia (Clermont)
3. Greg Holmes (Exeter)
4. Sitaleki Timani (Clermont)
5. James Horwill (Harlequins)
6. Ben Mowen © (Pau)
7. Liam Gill (Toulon)
8. Scott Higgenbotham (Green Rockets)
9. Will Genia (Stade Francais)
10. Berrick Barnes (Panasonic)
11. Drew Mitchell (Toulon)
12. Matt Giteau (Toulon)
13. Adam Ashley-Cooper (Bordeaux)
14. James O’Connor (Toulon)
15. Kurtley Beale (Wasps)
16. Huia Edmonds (Narbonne)
17. Salesi Manu (Honda Heat)
18. Paul Alo-Emile (Stade Francais)
19. Hugh Pyle (Stade Francais)
20. Dave Dennis (Exeter)
21. Nic White (Montpellier)
22. Joe Tomane (Montpellier)
23. Nemani Nadolo (Lyon)*
My "Less International but Strong Super Rugby, probably good against Italy and Such" Side
1. Campese Ma’afu (Northampton)*
2. Dave Poreki (London Irish)
3. Salesi Ma’afu (Cardiff)
4. Mark Chisholm (Munster)
5. Luke Jones (Bordeaux)
6. Peter Kimlin © (Grenoble)
7. Julian Salvi (Exeter)
8. Tala Gray (Toulouse)
9. Ben Lucas (Toyota Verblitz)
10. Brock James (La Rochelle)
11. Lachie Turner (Exeter)
12. Mike Harris (Lyon)
13. Anthony Fainga’a (Kintetsu Liners)
14. Peter Betham (Leicester)
15. Jesse Mogg (Montpellier)
16. Steve Fualau (Beziers)*
17. Ollie Hoskins (London Irish)
18. Kieran Longbottom (Sale)
19. Hugh McMeniman (Honda Heat)
20. Curtis Browning (Lyon)
21. Brendan McKibbon (London Irish)
22. Zack Holmes (La Rochelle)
23. Cooper Vuna (Worcester)
The “I can make a starting XV and by cheating a little, a bench too” Side
1. JP Smith (Western Province)**
2. Elvis Levi (Biarritz)
3. Ruan Smith (Toyota Verblitz)**
4. Jake Ball (Scarlets) *
5. Ben Toolis (Edinburgh) *
6. Pete Samu (Crusaders)
7. Beau Robinson (Doncaster)
8. Fotu Aeulea (Canon Eagles)
9. Josh Valentine (Beziers)
10. Sam Windsor (Ulster)
11. Digby Ioane (Crusaders)
12. Junior Rasolea (Edinburgh)
13. Sam Johnson (Glasgow)
14. Alfie Mafi (Brive)
15. Mark Gerrard (Toyota Industries)
16. David Feao (La Rochelle)***
17. Lotu Taukeiaho (Aurillac)
18. Chris Seuteni (Albi)
19. Sam Wykes (CC Red Sparks)
20. Pat Sio (Stade Francais)
21. Grayson Hart (Glasgow)*
22. Sam Greene (Toyota Industries)
23. Alex Northam (Edinburgh)
The Others
Locks
Greg Peterson (Glasgow)*
Ollie Atkins (Exeter)*
Ben Hand (Grenoble)
Tom Murday (Agen)
Pheonix Battye (Beziers)
Rory Walton (Carcassonne)
Dave McDuling (Canterbury)
Corey Thomas (Canon Eagles)
Daniel Heenan (Panasonic)
Thomas Boidin (Narbonne)
Dave McKern (jersey)
Back Rowers
Mitch Lees (Exeter)
Ben White (Exeter)
Poutasi Luafutu (Brive)
Henry Vanderglas (Grenoble)
Afa Amosa (La Rochelle)
Junioe Taavili (Bougon-Jaillieu)
Jono Jenkins (Narbonne)
Bean Adams (Bedford)
Nick Haining (Jersey)
Ryan Hodson (London Welsh)
Tim Cree (Rotterham)
Rahboni Warren-Vosayaco (NTT Shining Arcs)
Halves
Brett Sheehan (Narbonne)
Sam Norton Knight (Green Rockets)
Centers
Sasa Tolifau (Edinburgh)
Chris Tuatara-Morrison (Brive)
Tom Matthews (Carcossonne)
Myles Dorrian (Bedford)
Michael Bond (Canon Eagles)
Malietoa Hingano (Honda Heat)
Back 3
Jayden Hayward (Treviso)**
Blair Connor (Bordeaux)
Afusipa Taumoepeau (Castres)
Kimami Sitauti ( Colomiers)
Calugay Franklin (NTT Shining Arcs)
Brackin Karuria-Henry (NTT Shining Arcs)