Alltime Ranga XV

[zer0]

For the selectors consideration: Ihaia West. If the board is accepting beards, also SBW.

 

[Dctarget]

First consideration for Crim XV & Ranga XV with Paddy Jackson?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Are we counting red beards?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Scott Gregory from the Highlanders at 13 or 14?

Too much blonde in there ergo

 

[Dismal Pillock]

First consideration for Crim XV & Ranga XV with Paddy Jackson?

Are we talking dual international here?

See how I didn't shoehorn "duel" international in there? With Crim XV as the topic? #low_hanging_fruit

 

[Dismal Pillock]

If the board is accepting beards, also SBW.

No beards. Ill-placed ranga application = impure ranga

 

[Drew]

Too much blonde in there ergo

Since he’s been in the SI his true colours have come through. But I’m happy to go with the selectors call.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Since he’s been in the SI his true colours have come through.

Yes. The Selectors may need to repair to Google Image Search to run this particular applicant through the rangapalatte

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1 Steven Kitschoff
2 Ciarin Fitzgerald
3 Harry Johnson-Holmes
4 Paul Tito
5 Paul O'Connell
6 Simon Poidevin
7 Ed Quirk
8 Tom Robinson
9 Finlay Christie
10 Ihaia West
11 Andrew Kellaway
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13
14
15 John Gallagher

Bench
Peter Kimlin
Brad Wilkin
Jamie Booth
Paddy Jackson
Tane Edmed

 

[zer0]

The scouting team has uncovered alleged evidence that Keith Wood is, in fact, a ginger.

However further investigation (presented below) questions the validity of this evidence. At best we might say that a teenage Keith Woods was a bona fide ranga, but puberty degraded his ranganess. Under such a scenario it is further baselessly speculated that Mr Woods adopted his signature stylistic hairware choice to hide his shame. Whether this alleged evidence is true, or if the postulated theory of degraded ranganess meets the required standard, is a question the scouting team leaves to the selectors.

 

[zer0]

Further to the above, it is the scouting team's formal opinion that Gareth Thomas is suspiciously ginger. His looking like a 45 y/o balding weed dealer selling tinnys to high schoolers behind the corner shop since he was 7, however, makes finding the required evidence challenging, to say the least. The search will continue.

 

[zer0]

Shameful that no Strayan has yet mentioned the human cube, but the scouting team hereby submits David Pocock's hair for ranganess evaluation.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The Selectors have taken a long hard look at Mr Pocock's application and the verdict is in:

Final Decision: Too Brown.

"I cannot f******* believe it. My life is nothing without this team. Nothing. Racist, that's what it is. It's racist against my roots. After all that time I spent chained to that stupid Eden Park goalpost in protest and this is the thanks I get".

 

[zer0]

The Principality is proving fertile ground for hunting gingers. No evaluation required for Rhys Patchell, Matyn WIlliams, or Jake Ball.

In light of the selectors recent verdict on David Pocock, the scouting team withdraws it's nomination of Gethin Jenkins for evaluation.

The team suspects he will fail the eligibility criteria, but will put forth Gethin Jenkins just because.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The scouting team has uncovered alleged evidence that Keith Wood is, in fact, a ginger.

At best we might say that a teenage Keith Woods was a bona fide ranga, but puberty degraded his ranganess.

A cruel fate. The inverse of a barnacled hull rusting over time.

But what an application! He is IN!

This is what the selectors like to see. Incontrovertible evidence in the form of a 3,000x2,000 headshot of corroded ginger locks all over the shop.

 

[Brumby Runner]

The Selectors have taken a long hard look at Mr Pocock's application and the verdict is in:

Final Decision: Too Brown.

"I cannot f******* believe it. My life is nothing without this team. Nothing. Racist, that's what it is. It's racist against my roots. After all that time I spent chained to that stupid Eden Park goalpost in protest and this is the thanks I get".

I have it on good authority that as the incoming Australian Minister for Defence, Poey will declare war on NZ as early as next week.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Tomikin]

Nic Stirzaker is a shout for reserve halfback

 

[Micheal]

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, THE PLAYER IS NOT ELIGIBLE.

THIS IS THE 'ALL-TIME RANGA XV'. THIS IS NOT THE 'ALL-TIME REDHEAD XV', NOR THE 'ALL-TIME STRAWBERRY BLONDE XV'.

ALL
TIME
RANGA
XV

 

[Dismal Pillock]

@Micheal now Convenor of Selectors.

 

[Drew]

As far as Gregory goes, if there is that much fluctuation in hair colour he’d have to be ruled out. Somewhat surprising there’s not many Irish or Scots options, given the stereotype