All Sloppy Rig/Dad-Bod XV

[Jimmyjam]

Ready at the Force looks a bit old school club rugby

Ready is a certainty...!

 

[Jimmyjam]

More than any of the other novelty XVs, this one needs a photo allocated to each position.

Rupeni is a god! This may well be a team where the backline tops out at +100kgs per position.

Seriously, with the likes of Rupeni, Nadolo, Bastareaud etc 120kg would be closer to the cut mark....

Throw in the likes of Tonga flyhalf Pierre Hola, Big Taqele Naiyarvoro and you have the elite sloppy rig backline...

I'd love to see this line-up....

Weepu, Hola, Taqele, Nadolo, Bastareaud, Rupeni and throw in the jockey sized Grant Batty for fun!! 70kg ringing wet they reckon...

 

[Drew]

Pierre Hola was the guy I was thinking of. The picture jogged my memory

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1. Ben Alexander
2. Andrew Ready For A Pie
3. Ben Tameifuna
4. Bill Beaumont
5. Lood de Jager
6. Owen Finnegan
7. George Smith
8. David Lyons
9. Pierre Hola
10. Andy Goode
11.
12. Basteraud
13. Morgan Turinui
14.
15.

Bench:
Os Du Randt
Ben Robinson
Anae
Totai Kefu
Piri Weepu
R.Hardwick
Peter O'Mahony
Lloyd Johansson

WTG
Matt Dunning

DROPPED/INELIGIBLE due to recent "Played Top Level In Decent Shape" eligibility rule:

Frans Steyn
Rupeni
S.Blanco
J.Thrush
S.Moore
Dusty Hare
Norm Berryman
Cooper Vuna

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Pierre Hola is a walk up start for this XV for mine

 

[Tex]

Haha Piri Weepu, what a legend. Now runs a hunting and fishing show revolving around him cooking and eating meat.

 

[LeCheese]

Haha Piri Weepu, what a legend. Now runs a hunting and fishing show revolving around him cooking and eating meat.

The old Rex Hunt play - good for him

 

[Bandar]

Poor quality photo sorry, but here is the Manasa Saulo nomination

 

[Drew]

Poor quality photo sorry, but here is the Manasa Saulo nominationView attachment 13512

Outside centre?

 

[Drew]

On the flip side, how about people like Al Baxter (dis Shute on abc years ago) and turinui looking fitter in the commentary booth than when they played?

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Chase Tiatia

 

[Drew]

Chase Tiatia

Was about to suggest the same.

 

[shanky]

I think Big Bill Cavabuti could get a mention here. Playing weight 160kg