All Sloppy Rig/Dad-Bod XV

[Dismal Pillock]

Andy Goode

Few others come to mind:

Richie Mccaw: probably never did a bicep curl in his life.
Ben Alexander: looked like every bloke down at the pub
Ben Smith: how the hell did he even break 1 tackle? Zero guns!

 

[Tex]

Morgan Turinui
Matt Dunning, pre instagram diet
Byron Kelleher!
Os Du Randt
Lloyd Johansson
Totai Kefu (zero rig for such a damaging player)

 

[Tex]

I reckon the pasifika boys will be duking it out with the afrikaners for starting spots in this team.

Too much taro in the islander diets; too much red meat for the dutchmen.

 

[Drew]

Turinui looks fitter now than when he played

 

[Adam84]

Andy Goode, actually played pretty well even in his more rotund days.

 

[Show-n-go]

Piri Weepu
Ben Tameifua
Owen Finnigan
David Lyons

 

[Braveheart81]

Andy Goode's 3 day bender following the European Champions Cup win is stuff of legends. He has to be captain of this team.

The goal of this team is guys who were surprisingly good despite their physical attributes.

 

[Rugbynutter39]

Pity David Boon, Greg Ritchie and mark taylor did not play rugby

 

[Brumby Runner]

The tugboat, aka Kafer.

 

[Adam84]

im going to throw out Rupeni Caucaunibuca, didn't look like much, but jeez he could play...


1.
2.
3. Ben Tameifuna
4.
5.
6. Owen Finnegan
7.
8. David Lyons
9. Piri Weepu
10. Andy Goode
11.
12.
13. Morgan Turinui
14.
15. Ben Smith

 

[cyclopath]

George Smith. Famous non-trainer.

 

[TSR]

Piri Weepu
Ben Tameifua
Owen Finnigan
David Lyons

Piri Weepu & David Boon - my two all time favourites sportsmen.

Proof fat blokes can make it.

 

[Drew]

That uncle fester guy from Ireland at hooker. Keith Wood, he could play

 

[Drew]

john hipwell didn’t look like much but hell of a player. Tony Shaw was another one. Breakaway. Add to that dusty hare and bill Beaumont

 

[Show-n-go]

Mathieu Bastareau at centre

 

[Dan54]

Norm Berrymen would claim one wing spot wouldn't he?

 

[Mr Wobbly]

Shout out to Cooper Vuna for the other wing. Was looking a little chunky at the RWC

 

[Mr Wobbly]

Culum Retallick for Lock Foward

Edit: the wide angle lens isn't doing him any favours here, TBF.

Second edit: not an international but did play for four Super Rugby clubs.

 

[Adam84]

Piri Weepu takes the halfback position

 

[Slim 293]

Basteraud......... shirley.