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Advisory Edicts For When Pfitzy Becomes A Ref

What type of ref will Pfitzy be?

  • out of puff after 10

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • advanced hypoxia after 20

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • absolutely brilliant

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • arcane fussy rulings for forwards, completely ignoring the backs

    Votes: 9 50.0%

  • Firm but fair

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Anyone who talks to him gets marched 10

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • ANYONE.

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • will lose his rag and get in a punch-up.

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • will red card himself after punch-up

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • he deserved it

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Total voters
    18
Pfitzy

Pfitzy

Nathan Sharpe (72)
Dismal Pillock said:
".....and another thing, if that prick Cyclo wants to make a play at the top job at the next general assembly I say fine, go for it, but bear in mind, I've got a bloke on retainer in Wollongong and Cyclo, you will not even see that white ute coming.....
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Actually I was thinking of taking @cyclopath on as CMO. After all, I need someone to chuck under the bus at press conferences occasionally. Works for Premiers dealing with COVID.

@Braveheart81 will be CFO.

@RugbyReg will be CQO - Chief Queensland Officer. This is a necessary role, in order for my proclamations to be delivered in suitably small words for clarity, north of the Tweed. Also tunes a mean banjo, does Reg. They love him.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
dru said:
The recruiter can sort out that last item for you on the way to the interview. There are means.
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Actually, now that I think about it, I can doctor the last half of my resume using the skillset outlined in the first half of my resume.....
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
offense: tired forward takes a knee to give his team a breather and physio comes on to do that fake "push down on both arms" test so the team can catch their breath.

sanction: referee Pfitzy performs The Pfitzy Suplex Test on the "injured" player. If the player survives The Pfitzy Suplex Test, play resumes immediately. If the player is suddenly paralysed from the neck down, the player's limp body is dragged off the field and play resumes immediately.
 
Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
offense: post-match refusal to shake opponents hand.

sanction: ref Pfitzy immediately escorts offender to local Gunston Judiciary Officer, hearing, sentencing, the verdict is in: GUILTY

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Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
offense: halfback screams ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" at ref for about 30 seconds after the lineout has finished.

sanction: at next scrum put-in ref Pfitzy abruptly starts screaming ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" directly into halfback's ear and then after scrum completion, follows halfback around the field for duration of match continuing to scream ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" until halfback runs off the field in tears.
 
Brumby Runner

Brumby Runner

Jason Little (69)
Dismal Pillock said:
offense: halfback screams ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" at ref for about 30 seconds after the lineout has finished.

sanction: at next scrum put-in ref Pfitzy abruptly starts screaming ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" directly into halfback's ear and then after scrum completion, follows halfback around the field for duration of match continuing to scream ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" until halfback runs off the field in tears.
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Seem to be very touchy about a not straight lineout throw DP. There were several from the AB hooker that were at best questionable.
 
Pfitzy

Pfitzy

Nathan Sharpe (72)
Abolish numbers at lineouts.
If you don't compete, I don't give a flying rodent's hindquarters.
Anyone screaming "not straight" will be found in breach of the Code of Conduct for prejudicial speech against sexual orientation.
Halfbacks to have their vocal chords anaesthetised by @cyclopath prior to all matches.
(I know he's not an anaesthetist. That's what will make it even funnier - picture a sawn-off little wanker honking like a retarded swan).

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Pfitzy

Pfitzy

Nathan Sharpe (72)
Brumby Runner said:
But given Pfitzy's normal sarcastic tone, I just won't believe him.
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You cannot possibly experience the gamut of my sarcastic magnificence via the paltry medium of text on the internet...

Perhaps, if you are worthy, I can teach you....

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Dismal Pillock

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
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"There is a man on the bus named 'Cyclopath'. His face is pictured on
the side of the bus. Shoot Cyclopath while he rides in his bus and we
will then control the GAGR forii....."
 
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