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It will, however, make their next finals choke even funnier.

Chufs so tired of choking in the finals they've descended into full on cheating, I see. Wouldn't be surprised to learn if the catering for opponents is provided by Suzy and Daughters Traditional Braai.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360622285/blues-lamenting-bad-luck-all-black-patrick-tuipulotu-suffers-suspected-training-injury Nah bitch. No Tuipulotu == no win.

Forwards starting to look more respectable now. Having Suafoa and Riccitelli available would've been very helpful though. Hopefully they're not too far away. Same goes for Lam. Good to see Nock and Taele retained. I will spend all my savings on eggs to chuck at the Alexandra Park HQ if Handbrake...

Papali'i, Eklund, and Perofeta return but Riccitelli is out. Eklund is going to have to put in a full shift so the STC guys doesn't get on to help mangle the lineout again. Surely Suafoa comes on at halftime, or close to it. Can't see keeping him out of play until/keeping Segner in play the...

Time for the big brain 8-0 bench split. By my count we have seven front rowers available. Six props + Thiccitelli. Get 'em all in the team. Already playing all available locks + Suafoa so all good there. Drop the Hitler Youth and the Sevens bloke. Both too noodly armed for the game plan of...

Yeah that's cool and all but just make an equivalent U85kg competition, you cowards. Where else am I to regularly see wingers lay out props and locks run circles around midfielders. E.g., teams representing: Based upper North Island Cringe lower North Island Cantabistan NSFW The Communists Some...

I'd support the All Time Criminal XV against the Crusaders. Fuck it. I'd support the All Time Ranga XV against the Crusaders.

He's become sarcastically bad. Well and truly back to the depths of when he was the Hurricanes meme reserve who'd come on and lose them games. Except it was funny when it happened to them. Nock and Riccitelli should play 80 minutes regardless. And find someone else to occupy openside until...

Breakdown inaccuracies and depth really hurt the Blues in the second half. That and Finlay fucking Christie. EDIT: Not sure pulling Suafoa was a good idea either. Segner still looks undersized. EDIT II: And Beauden's seven points of missed kicks :rolleyes: I swear that if anyone went through...

Jesus Christ, Christie. What was the point of trying to pick up and go again when your entire forward pack is right behind you. Close to a 14 point play tbh. Get the useless bastid off. EDIT: Scrum was good though. Forwards should all line up and give him a slap post-game, regardless of the...

Blues defence is looking much impactful and the cleanout is better but not at the required consistent level, especially against a team like the Brumbies who seem to be full of breakdown pests. Big Christie, Lam, and, especially, Suafoa, having great performances. Get Nock on for Bad Christie...

Papali'i is a big loss. Segner can be a breakdown pest but lacks the size for a lot of good head-on defence. Though Suafoa and Big Christie can also play lock so they'll probably have to take on that role. EDIT: The absolute state of this. Both the size of the list and the complete disinterest...

There are only two things you need to about parsecs. 1. A parsec equals approximately 3.26 light-years, or 206,265 astronomical units, or 30.9 trillion kilometres. 2. Han shot first. That concludes today's physics class.

That ending was bizarre. Nock is lightyears fucking parsecs ahead of him Christie as a halfback. idk how he's not playing 80 minutes rn with Funaki also unavailable. We're really stuffed if all we've got is 80 minutes of the ginger handbrake.

The old haka head-to-head happens in schoolboy rugby. Assume it doesn't happen in pro rugby so they can focus on each individually for the cameras. Head-to-head is way better spectacle though.

Beauden's season should be over. Park the gutless coward in Taranaki and leave him to rot. Playing with 14 would've been preferable. Kicking the ball away against 13 when you need to score a try ffs. Literal retard plays.