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Orange, I think. But not since Wednesday morning.

[x] Blues wasting more than enough opportunities to win the match [x] One opposition player being an absolute breakdown pest the Blues couldn't find a way to deal with I could've sworn I watched that game already in week 2. Only this time I payed 24 whole pesos and made the great trek all the...

If they want weekly content, then they can introduce a NZ (inc. Moana) and Aus (inc. Drua) player of the week like you have in the NFL. I'm not 100% sure, but I believe the NFL weekly awards are stats driven while annual awards are votes, which could be copied. Then have the relevant weekly...

Week 14. My beloved Brumbies continue to stampede up the rankings (+0.6) en route to seizing 2nd place from Cantabistan (-0.24). There are no other noteworthy results or changes from this weekend.

For my next diktat, all teams representing the city of Christchurch will have every scoring play adjusted as: [scoring play]*-1. This change is to occur immediately and will be applied retrospectively. I will be taking no further questions, except from the approved journalist @Dismal Pillock.

Sunny. Light breeze. Optimal Killdozering conditions.

I am here to savour the forthcoming Crusaders L. Entertain me, you South Sea Taffs.

> be the Hurricanes > down by three > three mins to play > get a penalty right in front of the sticks > AllTooEasy.gif > choose to go for a scrum > win the scrum > halfback throws it right into touch

Week 13. Evil Empire crashes -1.21 points into complete shambles after their spanking by the Chiefs who rise +1.2 - which will make their inevitable choke all the sweeter. Blues (+1.3) noodle ahead of the Brumbies (+0.79). Based on the season averages, and accounting for the different...

Aggregate score of 64-19 across two matches. We need to start playing important home matches in Fiji.

Disappointing to let that smidgen of fun take root in the final minutes. Still. Job is done and on to Albany.

Just a few more weeks of the self-flagellation that is Rieko at centre and we will reach the promised land of the 2026 Lam/Taele midfield. Caretaker @Dismal Pillock will update the designated messiah documentation.

Given the provinces insistence of paying 14 "professional" organisations to play matches in front of 12 people and a grouchy dog from Gore, idk what more there is to do but to sit around wait until they collapse one-by-one while NZR refuses to bail out the blazer brigades.

Stuff has them as distantly related. https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360679739/bill-mccaw-who-was-oldest-living-all-black-dies-aged-97 Fricken McCaws flying all over the place.

Was worried Papali'i would be unavailable due to some HIA shenanigans. Would like to see 12. Lam 13. Taele 11. Ioane, but seems unlikely at this point. Funaki can play 80 minutes.

Boring polished match for 1st place: I sleep Backyard brawl cripple fight in the mud for 6th place: real shit

SRS week 12. The classic Chiefs choke costs them -2.2 points while the bad smell from Wellington continues to rise, up +2.73 this week. Reds take a -1.78 hit for losing in Fiji, sliding below the Brumbies (+0.19) and Blues (+1.54) in this volatile part of the table. The Evil Empire...

Unfortunately explains Suafoa's absence these last few weeks. Been battling cancer since November 2023, apparently. https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360676055/blues-loose-forward-cameron-suafoa-steps-away-rugby-after-cancer-surgery

Blues are back to the 6-2 split. Papali'i has returned but not Clarke. HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED-AT-HALFBACK-HAS-BEEN-BANISHED-TO-THE-PENROSE-INDUSTRIAL-WASTELAND. Suafoa seems to have gone with him, unfortunately. Renata back to shore up the TH props.