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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 New Zealand vs Canada

    Great half from Stumpy Todd. Best on the park. Garbage from Sonny Bill Titty Hands. Talk about playing down to the level. Rieko almost as bad.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    RWC Week 3 matches

  3. Dismal Pillock

    RWC Week 3 matches

    HT 12-6. Sepps hanging in there. GO THE BOILOVER
  4. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 New Zealand vs Canada

    weird, full replay of 2011 fixture on youtube. Still cannot quite believe AB's strike winger was ZAC GUILDFORD. Just..... how.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Refereeing decisions

    "Angus, I've got some footage for you, the player in red appears to be slowly headbutting his teammate except he is using just his lips, I repeat Angus, he is using just his lips." "Skeen you idiot, it's called a kiss." "Happy to go with your onfield decision."
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    so he's Nisbo except he actually came with a cliche library
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby World Cup 2019

    Read somewhere that Spark's cock-up has resulted in RWC fever not really hitting NZ shores yet? This is a **National Abomination**and the responsible parties should be tried and executed on the nearest rugby paddock #burpees_until_death
  8. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    oh yeah, added that clown. He has a genuine shot at starting XV if convicted. Surely he will be. If not, I can still see him supplanting Lauaki on the bench as loosie forward slash loose unit. Just so bizarre that squeaky clean Japan have gone ahead and picked him despite him obviously being...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Top XV Players Missing from RWC

    good additions. my current top XV: 1 Owen Franks 2 Aumua 3 Big Karl 4 Andres Bekker 5 Devin Toner 6 Sean Mcmahon 7 Dalton Papali'i 8 Akira Ioane 9 TTT 10 Cruden 11 Charles Piutau 12 Laumape 13 Isaia Toeava 14 Dyantji 15 Curwin Bosch
  10. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 New Zealand vs Canada

    haha, Ardie's going to play the match wearing ski goggles. No, I am not making this up. https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/rugby-world-cup/rwc-2019-japan/116229326/all-blacks-flanker-ardie-savea-to-wear-protective-goggles-against-canada FIRST fucken ruck the oppo will be "yeah I dont fucken...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    As Chief Commissioner I delegated The Selectors to confiscate Raewyn the babysitter's bong for long enough for her to hammer out the spreadsheet for the upcoming Taxmen vs Axemen fixture. Yeah, that's not happening. ".....and THAT'S for the fucken bong." Anyway, turns out there7s only TWO...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Top XV Players Missing from RWC

    1 Owen Franks? Big Karl? 2 Dylan Hartley? Aumua? 3 Kane Hames? Ben Afeaki? 4 Andres Bekker? 5 Devin Toner 6 Dalton Papali'i? Sean Mcmahon? 7 Liam Gill? 8 Akira Ioane? Higgers? 9 TTT? 10 Curwin Bosch? Cruden? Hayden Parker? Berrick Barnes? 11 12 Laumape? Nonu? 13 Isaia Toeava 14 Dyantji 15...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Top XV Players Missing from RWC

    who's missing? injury/concussion/form loss players who many RWC nations would pick in a red hot second 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Luke McAlister 13 Isaia Toeava 14 15
  14. Dismal Pillock

    RWC Week 3 matches

    HT 20-nil Scroteland, she's all over. The less-than-anaerobically svelte Samoans had to make too many tackles and hit the wall. You'd think the Scrotes would be struggling with the nutsack city limits humidity but they look extremely fit. FFS where was this Scrotey Pareremoremo BaaBaa's XV vs...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    another addition to the WTG. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/ex-toyota-rugby-player-gets-suspended-sentence-for-having-cocaine Plenty of 1st 5's in there now. Tough to displace the Irish rapists starting and on the bench though.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 New Zealand vs Canada

    yeah definitely although i still dont think of any of the 3 as challengers for the 1st XV. Barrett and Todd are just too puny at this level against the real heavyweights
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Refereeing decisions

    Fends to the face are totally legal. In fact, they are one of the greatest things about rugby. Something that would ordinarily get you arrested is instead encouraged, in broad daylight, as you run away from some poor prick, while thousands of people cheer you on
  18. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 New Zealand vs Canada

    In contrast that forward pack is one of the motliest crews of unprovens biffed together to start an Ab test I can goddamn ever remember. Aside from the captain there are not many there who have tethered themselves to a black jersey with anything much even resembling stable mooring
  19. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2019 New Zealand vs Canada

    for a supposed B-team that backline has some Paremoremo halogens hellfire potential
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