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Quite specialised coaching jargon here. In layman's terms please.

Straya should forfeit tonight's game. So they're on an even keel rest-wise with the other mollycoddled "one rule for us and fuck Italy and Scotland" 1/8 final teams. It7s not like they need the points. "We have decided that in order to allow ourselves the maximum opportunity to compete with...

OFMG this will actually be the Scottish rugby team on their match day at kick-off time. SEER. SEER OF VISIONS.

Weather forecast for Tokyo tomorrow: AKA, just another hot rainy day in the big city. This now has the potential to be a monster premature bedshit from IRB

Isn't Scotlands John Jeffrey almost the boss now? If they send him it'll be "that's nort rhenn ye daft wee fanny" as the flood tide sweeps him off to Okinawa Meanwhile Japanese delegation will see one puddle in the carpark and issue a nationwide tsunami evacuation order

Holy crap yeah. Imagine the permutations of that. And what if NZ lost that first game vs SA? Would they now be relying on a win over Italy NOT to get dumped out in the pool stages? And then the match gets fucking cancelled? Cannot even imagine the NZ reaction but can safely say they would not...

so often these typhoons just peter out into a bit of a windy day. they hit Japan all the fucken time. BUT, after 3.11, Japan is understandably pants-shitting scared of Mother Nature and will err well and truly on the side of caution. double header is a great idea. ffs, just move the whole lot...

narrative firming as to how this RWC will be remembered. This from the 20666 Wisden Rugby Almanac:

WHAT THE HELL?? IT TOOK ME ALMOST 12 DAYS TO FIND TWO GIFS THAT ACTUALLY SHOWED UP IN MY OPOENING POST. NOW THE ITALIANS DONT WANT TO GET THEIR ARMANI HAIR MUSSED UP BY AN ERRANT GUST OF WIND? MONEY BACK PLEASE ITALIAN IRB Uhh hold on, wft am I talking about, looking at pool table, if Italy...

LMFAO if Japan biff Scotland out on a technicality. Hope Japan Inc are already drafting up the papers.....

let's review the tapes: "Jerome, I've got some footage to show you of a potential knock-on from a pool game 3 days ago in Tokyo." <5 minutes later> "OK, penalty to Wales." "Jerome, I've got some footage to show you of one of my children building a sandcastle at the beach 15 years ago." <5...

ffs game over now. great match though, a real wild ride Felt like Wails were playing under advantage for most of the first hour OMFG I was rooting harder for Fiji to win than I was for NZ to win their games. Fuck You Whales you jammy chancey bastards. Enjoy your 1/8 final I hope you get an...

ffs that Fijian YC'd cleanout happens at every 3rd ruck at every single fucking rugby game. Wft is Skeen's problem and how could he possibly hate rugby this much?

Scots comms cock a hoop about 1/8 final prospects but I still think they're going to get the shock of their lives against Japan. Scots can run and gun but dont seem to have a power game. But if they try to run and gun against Japan I can see them coming a massive 30-pt hiding cropper as that...

Scottish Tartan: Japanese Tartan:

Scrotes already in touch with their boners point

Group Stages Memorable XV 1 Joe Marler. bit of a dag. 2 Schalk Brits. seems like best dude 3 Tamiefuna. so fucken fat. Surely preggers with octuplets 4 Wyn Jones. alpha stud 5 Coleman (Aus). the business 6 Himeno. looks like a lab experiment 7 the dwarf Uruguayan captain 8 Ardie 9 Nagare...

Diveball Sanchez making his dumping from XXIII for Eng game look like a colossal error. Pulled the strings vs the valiant but ineffectual sepps. 47 plays 12.

Canucks red card. This spares the Boks from a whirlwind 2nd half Canuck comeback. Boks out of jail.

Big one is coming to Tokyo/Yokohama If it inconveniences a tier 1 nation some bigwig will Make The Phone Call they'll just scrap the 0-0 tie rule and reschedule the match. If it inconveniences a tier 2 country then fuck off home minnow c**ts IRB will be all I'm sorry but rules are rules