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"Dear Leader flexes his new giant black hive brain implant to hypnotise all coronovirus cells worldwide oops I mean just Colonel Sanders."

I'll have what you're smoking mate cos Ned Flanders Hanigan is not on the same fucken planet as Lachlan Boshier

Tim Bristow gave it his best shot. Gave it the ol' college try. No shame in that. Or, not enough shame in that, as the case may be with selection for The Alltime Crim 1st XV. Sadly, (or thankfully) he just didnt have what it took to really dedicate himself to his craft, that being, upgrading...

haha, bung-eyed kid with the Sky mic is TOTALLY mailing it in, he just couldnt give a shit, "oh hi, can I get a word, oh well, can't say I didn't try, hey look, I'm on tv." that plus the bloke having a luxurious sniff of Raelene's hair, what the fuck is going on in Australia?

WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, hold your horses, you can't just wade in and review the latest review plan so abruptly. Need to send your review of the latest upcoming review upstairs for review first.

he didn't fuck around at the Chiefs. Didn't matter what your name was. If you didn't perform for a few games he'd show you to the pine and give the next bloke in line a look.

Yeah looks like they7re all already online anyway. FFS from what I remember The Listener was a tv guide? Online version has no tv guide and is just..... the woman's weekly..... for even more women OMFFSG the things I would do if I was put in editorial charge of the Woman's Weekly..... the new...

https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/mediawatch/audio/2018741194/sudden-shutdown-for-new-zealand-s-largest-magazine-publisher Holy shit. All gone for good? If so, that is pretty goddamn big. Really though, paper magazines don't make a lick of sense these days.

Probably still making his way from Perth to NSFW HQ to protest the Force getting cut. "Fucken GPS schools GPS. This doesn't look anything like Darwin."

OMFG. There are so many solid gold quoteworthy bits in that article that it really deserves its own thread. Further proof that the pen is truly mightier than the sword. Utterly excoriated.

recalcitrant recidivism

Immediate conscription of entire Arsenal de Zarate youth team to serve as lifelong tackle dummies for the 1sts. They are to report immediately to the home ground and training facility of The Alltime Crim 1st XV: Kamp Staaldraad...

LOL, not surprised he sold it. What a shitty view. That big stupid bridge in the middle there is completely obscuring his view of the horizon.

haha, Gregan's thinking "well, our Bumbreeze player power stunt worked so maybe ex-player power will too." Bit of a dickhead move as a player and obviously now a total deep lumbar puncture of a commentator. Still, his "4 more years boys" sledge is absolutely alltime. Just a pity it was Byron on...

So you're saying the Cantabs might cease to exist altogether?

Some niche sub-genre vids have these bits as extras at the end.