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  1. Dismal Pillock

    David Pocock retirement

    Reminds me of a story I read recently about the 90's seppo baseball player Bobby Bonilla. Guess he7s in his 60's now and - get this - his old team still pays him 2 mill a year. He retired 30 years ago FFS! Instead of being like the other shit-for-brains jock drongos and getting a 5 year 30...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    David Pocock retirement

    Key Memories of David Pocock: AB's 2011 RWC having to formulate an entire game plane revolving around neutralising him, just to keep him from bloody ruining everything. the guns. that pic of him chained to an Eden Park goalpost that I can no longer find in my stupid photobucket. Massive long...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    David Pocock retirement

    Retired years ago mate. Not news then and not news now.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    How to delete a spam conversation?

    No mention of A league? Not Half. Maybe a convincing facsimile. It's the little details.....
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    AB's in bold 1 Hodgman/Karl T 2 Eklund 3 Ofa/Laulala 4 Pat T 5 Cowley Tuioti? 6 Akira/Big Red 7 Papalii/Dillon Hunt/Blake Gibson 8 Sotutu
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Lions in South Africa 2021

    Like RWC2019, Japan will probably pull their entire 68-man squad out of all comps for an entire year in favour of daily quarantined training camps solely focused on this match. Fresh as a daisy, blood on the brains, and ready to go full kamikaze off the cliffs of Okinawa, Japan will win this.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    Confession time; This is not an actual font. I just made it up. I often use made-up words in my posts but luckily no one reads my posts so I get away with it.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    Not always official but from what I've heard Wayne Smith has always been the "assistant" down there
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    Exactly the point, Dan. The assistant was actually running the show.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    HAHAHA, that would've been all of them. Took them long enough. They mustve fucken known. So obvious. Cnut would literally follow me around and delete my posts as I made them. I couldve published the War and Peace of rugby dissertations replete with 50 pages of referenced footnotes in Versailles...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    The Silver Frown? Give my fondest regards to everyone's favourite MAGA octagenarian Baron Semen Von Brokeback!
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    Years ago when Scorz was Chiefs media manager he said Fozzie had an actual little notebook that was just "What Wayne said". That being, Wayne Smith. Blind Freddy on Mars can see Fozzie has done nothing to warrant his position apart from turning up to work for 3 months a year in AB test...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Factor in forwards 1-inch serrated metal sprigs and we could be looking at some 7-footers out there, Clive.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Total logjam of quality loosies compared to the starkly depleted locking stocks. Why didn't some of these pricks grow another 4 inches? What is going on in NZ? #neglectful_parenting
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Lachlan Boshier sits down to watch the latest All Black squad announcement.....
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Refereeing decisions

    Oh Jesus. We're never going to hear the end of this. "Pursuant to Law 322 sub-clause cII the forward motion of A obliviates the principles of 88, 12 and 36a therefore, in this instance, Waratahs ball"
  17. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Is it just me or does it all seem to change so fast? Jordie current incumbent on AB wing but on what PLANET is he a better winger than one of yesterdays recent men, say, Waisake Naholo? They get churned thru so quick. Now Sevu Reece is already looking like todays Naholo. Probably already calling...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe 2 at Eden Park 18/10/20

    You mean Ofa's Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet? NOTHING is more intimidating than a Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet. It is the look of a man with nothing left to lose. A man who can short electric charges with the voltage from his eyes. RIP, Ofa's Reverse Starburst Mangere Mullet.
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