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Half thought they were going to sub off Pollard and wheel on Morne Steyn, just to make absolutely 100% certain that nothing could possibly ever, ever happen in the rugby football match.

Test 1 Insanely conservative 1st half from both teams. Neither, at any stage, even attempted to score a try with the rugby football. I dont think they even visited each other's 22's. Didnt want to know. Boks no interest at all in making space for their outside backs like Kolbe, ball in hand...

Fuck paying $100's for that. Go the China knockoff route. They're all made there anyway. $20 free worldwide shipping...

Crikey. Must be quite the challenge working from home as a pole dancer.

sounds like he's still 100% still in the fray: No huge fan of Dmac but if he manages to run Tenured Quiffboy out of the All Blacks then hitch me up to the wee man's bandwagon:

Justice! 15 on 14 the whole match and the cowardly surrender monkeys never even tried to go to the corner to step on the throat. Plugging away with chickenshit penalty shots for 3's. BACKFIRED, DICKHEADS. SERIES LOST. Fucken baguette-faced bullshitters.

Lolesio got his plant foot way too close to the ball there. Rogered it. Boofhead Swinton and Crossword Frizzle play the same position but are polar opposites. I'd take Swinton in a heartbeat. He might wear a couple of reds but at least he embraces that rugby is a violent, aggressive sport

Hello Australia, Welcome to The Fuck France Forever Fan Club. Alain Mafart, Romain Poite, now this face-clutching diveball disgrace to the captains armband.

His brother the midfield back looked quite handy when he came off the bench and was chucked onto..... the wing.

Where did I say that? It was just a throwaway compliment you failed (AGAIN) to comprehend then jumped all over. It's these braindead extrapolations of yours that get you put on "ignore". NO SHIT, MASTERCOACH O REEEEEEEEEALLY

Pollard's right-to-left pass is positively magisterial. It puts shuffle steps, telegraph, and shovel BBarrett to shame.

NZ vs Fiji Test 2 Still huge questions over that front row. Laulala that big fat baby needs to seriously pull finger OMG the backs are midgets LOL Jordie out of the 23 altogether. Thank God that stupid indulgent experiment is over!

Boks won't mind. They only use 2.

For playing rugby last week instead of being at the birth of his child.

Engrossing match. Great theater. Wanted Aus to win for having a go and running it from everywhere. Very pre-Leon Auckland Bluesy. Right down to reprising this old Blues chestnut.....

France fairly professional. Aus look like a Blues outfit, racey and daring but keep stuffing it up Bit frustrating for Straya. Hot on attack, bride at the threshold and they keep bashing the poor womans head against the door jamb then dropping her. Do you love the woman or not Australia?

Hopefully lots of running rugby tonight, Aus's fringe players play brilliantly, thus muddying the selection strategy for Bled 1, Aus win the test resoundingly, thus inflated sense of belief, then get smashed to shit in test 3, thus deflating newfound sense of belief and completely muddying the...

LOL, Bezos makes that much money during his morning fucken dump Be fun if the billionaires got into a pissing contest to see who could put the stupidest shit on the front of the jersey..... Bezos: "I will pay you 50 mill if I can have "Tesla Sux Ballz' on the front". Melinda Gates: "I will...

my guess for Test 2 1 Karl T. injured. Ofa? NZ are completely rooted at prop. The options have failed to impress 2 Aumua. Taylor needs a rest and Coles is an old classic car that needs to be gently managed 3 De groot? 4 Retallick. I guess to get him back in the saddle. Although really he...

vs Fiji test 1. George Bower: poor bugger seemed like he had no idea what was going on Patrick Tuipulotu: it's over. it's done. Just can't afford any more of this tentative shit in black from Ponderous Pat. Brodie Retallick: also ponderous for the first hour and then seemed to start to...