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Asking some of the world's best players to go to work at empty local parks just makes me think who is any of this for? There's no one at the rec centre ground to see it so the players are performing for the TV audience. But the TV audience see it and think who are these players performing for...

"Razor here. Welcome to the New Dawn. Same as the Old Dawn. That being, us legendary Crusaders getting every call going our way and having 3 wind-brained Canes tries stricken from the record, then rubbing salt in the Canes stupid baby wounds with our own penalty try down the other end. Cantab...

Clueless Fozzie, frantically trying to learn from anything Wayne Smith says:

Low scoring but entertaining. Both teams chucking it around, bit of blood through the legs. Cannot think of a more rocks and diamonds player than poor old Reece Hodge. He must drive the Rebs faithful absolutely berko

Umaga Jensen brothers could be such a point of difference in black compared to the zero-inroads midfield backs currently incumbent. Havili, ALB, Tupeaua are all "functional" and competent but are not going to tear you a new one ps The State of NZ Rugby Locking Stocks in GIF Form:

That stupid empty local park they're using in Queenstown is a joke. They could at least cut the bloody grass. The mountainous backdrop is exquisite, sure, but the shithole club team rec centre pitch vibe drags the players down to its crappy level.

Cantabs conspire to have 3 Canes tries disallowed then Bazza Pickerill says fuckit, here, take a penalty try Cantabs. TL/DR, this entire rugby football match represented through the medium of GIF:

TJ is high on his own fire. "Gorge Bridge a devastating All Black"? HIS BELOVED CANTABLACKS - MOODY, MOUNGA, BRIDGE, ENNOR ETC - WERE THE ONES WHO SHAT THE BED LIKE STUPID CLUELESS BABIES IN BLACK IN 2021 YOU BIASED FUCKTARD

Will Jordan already murdering the Horrorcanes in their sleep. Goddamnit I cannot stand these refs referring to players by their first names all matey matey chummy like. It's "black 8" not "Ardie".

TJ on the Canes: "It's only been a couple of years since they beat us" "US" "US" "Fucking US!" GODDAMNIT I KNEW IT!

Thats being diplomatic. Looks like he just decided to.................................... get fat.

MHunts childlike 20 metre clearances are such a liability Chiffs lineout a huge wfT J.Ioane's pass, so classy. Outside backs Dawai and Narawa have been pathetic. Synergy Watch: UNSIGHTED.

Date: Friday 25th February Venue: Leichardt Oval, Sydney The Teams:

You cannot stop NSFW, you can only hope to contain them. Fairly clear run in for their coronation now. Both hands on the wheel, Cyclo!

Where is the Fijian flair. Look guileless on attack, just another bog-standard boring "pro-style" prod and plod job.

Decent enough from NSFW without really being asked any questions as Drua are conspiring to self-destruct at every opportunity, unable to lay any basic platform Although OTOH thank christ the footie's back

Thank God for that ".....Angus, comms check, comms check, would just like to bring your attention to something that's come up on my other monitor....." "What is it Ben?" "It says here Briscoes are having a half-price sale this weekend". "WHAT?" "50% off on quality bedding and linen, Angus"...

"Trust me, everything will be fine, what could possibly go wrong here....."

So a glorified ranking system - just like the one no one gives a shit about now - plus 1 extra test to decide the "World Champion"..... where no one wants to show their hand before the real big dance so keeps their powder dry.....