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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Shiggers could instantly pick out the threads of an east coast elite conspiracy from there. We can't see it because Advanced Shigginometry.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    "What part of 'Boomfa' do you not understand?" "I..... I..... I don't understand what Boomfa means at all....." "WRONG ANSWER, 6 month ban."
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    1. Joe Moody 2. Codie Taylor (VC) 3. Oli Jager 4. Scott Barrett (C) 5. Zach Gallagher 6. Ethan Blackadder 7. Tom Christie 8. Cullen Grace 9. Bryn Hall 10. Richie Mo'unga 11. Leicester Fainga'anuku 12. David Havili (VC) 13. Braydon Ennor 14. Sevu Reece 15. Will Jordan RESERVES: 16. Ricky Jackson...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    T-minus 2 days till KO. Let the Blues turn to Psalm 666;
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    After the heroics of the Chiffs match, it will be a tough hurdle to get back up again mentally, this time for an even bigger match. Ofa is one tough hombre backing up 1 week after the Chiefs forwards tried to give him impromptu brain surgery.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    "You! R.Ubgynutter! Put your BACK into it man!"
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Women's Rugby

    LOL. "Sure. We could run that drill if you like..............................if you feel it would be of any benefit to the team..................... I mean............................. it's your team........................"
  8. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Think I can see why Rayasi keeps getting dropped. His brain seems lost in space half the time.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Is the time nigh to relaunch this barnacle-hulled old classic? "HMS GAGRWTFSR, I re-christen thee oh fffffffff
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Too late. Everyone has just decided to co-opt this one in its stead. Back on topic, please. Super Rugby 2022 The Road to 2022 Super Rugby Glory goes through Eden Park. That much is inarguable. The Reigning Super Rugby World Champion Auckland Blues would like to welcome the other...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Oooooh there a game on tomorrowwwwww Soup Rugby really should fiddle the schedule so theres a game on every couple of days. Sat, Sun, then Monday Night footie, midweek game, Friday night footie. Having to wait 6 days for the next match is just hateful and punishing.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Aussie Player Exodus

    Brutal. The whole thing feels like the Toy Story film where toys players in their prime are shipped off to Japan for overinflated prices where they won't be appreciated as they are by us kids and no one will play with them see them play any more ah fuckyuz the whole thing made sense in my head...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    The legend of this game continues to grow. * Sam Nock played the whole game with a broken hand * Ofa clearly received not 1 but 2 amateur lobotomy attempts from enraged Chiefs forwards * Chiefs held scoreless for the first time in their history * Chiefs were the home team ffs I thought my...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Experimental rules/laws.

    Downside of 50/22 is it just ends up with 5 metre line lineouts and the inevitable undefendable rolling maul where anyone trying to defend their line is pinged whereas the attacking team join in front of the ball carrier, from the side, peel off and go around again, do the conga, stop the thing...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Time to revolutionise the sport of rugby football. Take this thing to Blitzkrieg Boomfa levels of Boom Chacka Lacka.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

  17. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    ALB & PUJ vs RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) & ALB vs PUJ & TUJ vs RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) & TUJ vs TUJ & ALB is what you have to ask yourself, Sully.
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