Recent content by zer0

I believe he's also the first person to be a pro rugby player, referee, and coach. So you can now wow the audience when that bit of useless trivia appears in a pub quiz.

They didn't teach razzmatazz numberings at Onehunga's premier educational institution, so I'm relying on @waiopehu oldboy to crunch the numbers to tell me the mathematical probabilities of the Crusaders making the playoffs.

Quinn Tupaea's brother is in the Blues. And his first act is to get absolutely mullered in the scrum. We need this entire debacle to be reviewed by a Royal Commission headed by @Dismal Pillock.

> *Highlanders get marched back ~50m at a brisk pace and only avoid conceding a try due to a knock-on because the Blues forwards were advancing so fast* > Tony Johnson, Professional Cantabiran: "Well they held firm on defence in the end, did the Highlanders"

lol mad lad actually went and did it. idk if I can ever hate on O'Queef again tbh.

THAT WERE DIABOLICAL! SEND THE DIRTY BASTARD OFF!

Checked in at halftime and the things were fine. wtf are these absolute donkeys up to in the second half?! You have literally one job ffs. Did @Tomikin take up a halftime hobby of conducting a poultry census, or something?

Also have to go to page 4/9 to find Ian Foster and his 50% from 106 matches lmao.

For a more complete picture, Stern Vern has a 175-91-9 Top 14 record over ten seasons and made the post-season each year. Add in the current Blues season and his pro HC record is 185-92-9. To think there were plenty of smooth brain people online questioning Cotter's suitability preseason and...

Crusaders hate watch: Mixed bag this week. Highlanders A+. Angus Gardner F- for letting a nonsensical looking try in at the end to improve the Crusaders mathematical chances. Force. Unclear. A Drua win would've been more straightforward, especially as they have 2/3 matches in Fiji. But you lot...

Off to Eden Park this afternoon. Just had a look at the tickets out of curiosity and only the corners are still available, so should be a big/near capacity crowd (without the upper levels being open).

They generally do not recruit the best and brightest.

The All Blacks are a red herring. The real issue is the Cantab Mafia are panicking after one bad season in ~30 years.